motto-uri si citate celebre, care va plac voua....
motto-uri si citate celebre, care va plac voua....
Tince1290 |
26 May 2009, 21:05
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C a t a l i n |
26 May 2009, 21:20
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Pentru că e un forum auto, aș zice așa:
QUOTE I'd rather push a Honda than drive a Volkswagen! QUOTE(Jeremy Clarkson) “I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.” Opel Vectra VXR: “there is a word to describe this car: it begins with ’s’ and ends with ‘t’ and it isn’t soot" “Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?” “This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.’” “I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?” “Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved… for a murderer.” “You cannot have this car with a diesel. Its like saying, I won’t go to Stringfellows tonight, I’ll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she’s a woman!” On the Porsche Cayenne: “Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.” (Referring to the Porsche Cayenne) 0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds...and about 17 gallons of fuel.... We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you. Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear, I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. One day, it would pull your head off. I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. (On the Alfa Romeo Brera) Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't you? (about the Renault Clio V6) I think the problem is that it's French... It's a surrender monkey. (On a Audi RS4 Convertible) The only person who looked good in a 4-seated convertible was Adolf Hitler Being a Honda it’s likely to outlast the universe! |
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SilviuB |
26 May 2009, 21:25
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Membru de BUKOWINA Group: Members Posts: 281 Joined: 19 August 04 From: Suceava-Bukowina |
Prima care imi vine in minte e cea din semnatura mea. (randul al 2-lea)
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SiloS |
26 May 2009, 23:00
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Gangester Group: Members Posts: 4.271 Joined: 23 February 04 From: Buzau |
F*ti, nu f*ti, vremea p*lii trece. Asa ca mai bine f*ti!
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1996 Mazda MX5 NA 1988 Nissan Patrol Y60 1989 Suzuki Samurai 1975 Dacia 1300 2000 VW LT35 |
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SSilent |
27 May 2009, 00:48
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Membru Vitezoman Group: Members Posts: 1.235 Joined: 23 July 07 From: ...I'm everywhere... nowhere |
"Nu simti durere, nu simti iubire si apreciere, cand totu-n lumea asta se refera la avere." Parazitii
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cu planuri de viitor (adica vise): -Yamaha Fazer 600 cm3 -Ford Escord 2000RS -Mercedes Benz W201 |
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77licu |
6 Jul 2009, 18:30
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 1.130 Joined: 28 December 07 From: Bacau |
nu am gasit alt loc decat aici:
Mircea Dinescu: Prefer să împing un BMW decât să conduc o Dacie (Gandul) |
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kog |
6 Jul 2009, 18:41
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epuri orijinali Group: Members Posts: 1.916 Joined: 27 November 08 From: Lipova - Arad |
citat din ieu: "Prefer sa conduc o Dacie decat sa imping un BMW."
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- AR-05-DGF Daa... prea rapid, daa... prea furios
Io merg cu Dacia, iar tu pa jos... "ti ciuda ca consum putin?" by argon |
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MadHawk1 |
6 Jul 2009, 20:56
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Clona lu' Sony Group: Members Posts: 185 Joined: 1 August 08 From: localhost |
"Cel care întreaba este prost pentru scurt timp, dar cel care nu întreaba ramane prost pentru totdeauna."
"Celui ce stie sa astepte, timpul îi deschide portile." "Chiar daca insulti pe cineva, nu-i pomeni defectul cel mai mare." (proverbe chineze) |
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Marty |
6 Jul 2009, 21:00
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Membru cu privire de ansamblu Group: Members Posts: 5.840 Joined: 14 April 03 From: Corbu |
Nu te pune cu prostu' ca are mintea odihnita!
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Gillette
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2011
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yonutz84 |
6 Jul 2009, 21:13
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never stop thinking... Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 6 May 04 From: Iasi |
Mai bine pacatos sa fii decat cei rai sa te osandeasca fara vina!
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6 Jul 2009, 21:18
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Membru sofisticat Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 10 May 05 |
Ala cu almanahele,britania,goagle intra la categoria asta? E tatal tuturor.
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- Bucuresti Lipsa de idei.
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dacialoganmcv |
6 Jul 2009, 21:22
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Membru incepator Group: Members Posts: 522 Joined: 9 July 08 |
"Urasc oamenii care urasc oamenii..."
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CIPTUNING |
6 Jul 2009, 21:58
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 891 Joined: 22 November 05 |
"Nu cereti lumii spirituale dovezi materiale".
"Pac-pac"! |
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Ca cu a ei putere să vă aplece-n jug" Eminescu- Imparat si proletar ;) |
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raqzvan |
6 Jul 2009, 22:04
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gute Laune war Trumpf Group: Members Posts: 514 Joined: 21 September 06 From: Constanta, Romania |
Alungati monotonia si fugiti din Romania!
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Laureate 1.6MPI 2006 Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself.
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Mr_Devil83 |
6 Jul 2009, 22:15
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 2.254 Joined: 14 June 08 |
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Marius97fer |
6 Jul 2009, 22:15
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Membru cu IQ :) Group: Members Posts: 208 Joined: 12 October 06 |
iubeste si fa ce vrei.
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aphophis |
6 Jul 2009, 22:18
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 7.491 Joined: 14 January 06 |
tedeiiii frate, la 1 milion de km abia iese din rodaj
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vijelie |
6 Jul 2009, 22:20
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membru violet Group: Members Posts: 4.605 Joined: 11 November 05 From: Bucuresti |
daca nu ne zici asta in franceza, degeaba
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SSilent |
6 Jul 2009, 23:33
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Membru Vitezoman Group: Members Posts: 1.235 Joined: 23 July 07 From: ...I'm everywhere... nowhere |
TDi mon frere, a un million de kilometres il est sortie d'en rodage
na c-am zis io |
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cu planuri de viitor (adica vise): -Yamaha Fazer 600 cm3 -Ford Escord 2000RS -Mercedes Benz W201 |
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marksman |
6 Jul 2009, 23:51
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Post mortem nihil est Group: Members Posts: 7.544 Joined: 1 November 04 From: sat |
"Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men" - Douglas Bader
"Traieste dupa cum gandesti; altfel o sa ajungi sa gandesti dupa cum traiesti" (cica e un proverb) Plus alea din semnatura. |
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C a t a l i n |
7 Jul 2009, 00:23
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Victoras2001 |
7 Jul 2009, 06:10
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 2.840 Joined: 15 February 08 |
Ca sa se deschida etajul mai intai trebuie sa umbli la parter.
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Zaporojeț
1969 Femeia nebatuta e precum o casa nematurata.
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Highwayman |
7 Jul 2009, 10:52
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Membru autentic Group: Members Posts: 2.874 Joined: 30 September 04 From: Marele sat numit Bucuresti |
"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut" Albert Einstein
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pvd2010 |
7 Jul 2009, 11:28
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Trăitor în R.S. Romînia Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 24 August 06 |
Dacă ai ghinion, dai de cui și-n p*-/a
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einstein1984 |
7 Jul 2009, 11:32
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fan Dacia Group: Members Posts: 20.796 Joined: 12 November 05 From: Bucuresti |
"Un om destept crede numai jumatate din ce citeste, dar numai un geniu stie care jumatate sa o creada"
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daca nu ai o toyota
4X4,ai gresit
masina
- negru pe alb
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Marius97fer |
7 Jul 2009, 11:38
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Membru cu IQ :) Group: Members Posts: 208 Joined: 12 October 06 |
Cu asta ai omorat juma' de forum.
Presupun ca tu ai citit partea care trebuia. |
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Marty |
7 Jul 2009, 11:58
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Membru cu privire de ansamblu Group: Members Posts: 5.840 Joined: 14 April 03 From: Corbu |
QUOTE(einstein1984 @ 7 Jul 2009, 12:32) "Un om destept crede numai jumatate din ce citeste, dar numai un geniu stie care jumatate sa o creada" Diploma de licenta - minim 16 ani de scoala Scuter de calitate indoielnica, pe care sa-ti etalezi maiastrul fizic - 200 de euro Poza in care sa te etalezi pe exteriorul unui vagon alaturi de Femeia cu Barba, Barbatul cu Tite si Fratii fara Sex - 2.5 lei Sa te crezi geniu si sa fii panarama unui forum intreg, facindu-te singur din vorbe - PRICELESS!!!! This post has been edited by Marty: 7 Jul 2009, 12:01 |
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Gillette
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2011
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Marius97fer |
7 Jul 2009, 15:24
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ady77 |
7 Jul 2009, 15:26
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راحتزیل یو Group: Members Posts: 1.729 Joined: 15 December 05 From: near Bacau |
einstein1984
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bucatzel |
7 Jul 2009, 15:54
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Membru plictisit Group: Moderatori Posts: 6.368 Joined: 19 May 08 From: Timisoara |
Pe unu e ce-am si-n semnatura.
Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu'n rai.... nu se poate. Altele. Cu Dacia nu te plictisesti niciodata. - Din intelepciunea forumului de fata. 640k ought to be enough for anybody. "Cand il aud pe cate unu' ca sugereaza Windos pe post de server, il intreb ce stie el si aia de la Google nu stiu" "Mircea, fa-te ca lucrezi" . Caramitru |
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- 3-SB-2608 Si cu dansa-ntransa, si cu sufletu' in rai... cam greu...
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