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post 7 Jul 2009, 17:33
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post 7 Jul 2009, 21:04
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post 7 Jul 2009, 21:08
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post 9 Jul 2009, 14:53
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Suntem mai degraba sclavi ai propriei minti decat ai propriului destin - Roosevelt (...cred)

Invata regulile apoi incalca cateva - ......

Poti spune daca o un om e istet dupa raspunsurile pe care le da. Poti spune daca un om este intelept dupa intrebarile pe care le pune - Poti spune daca o un om e istet dupa raspunsurile pe care le da. Poti spune daca un om este intelept dupa intrebarile pe care le pune.

Daca nu stii in ce port vrei sa ajungi, nici un vant nu este favorabil -Seneca

Intreaga lume se da la o parte din fata omului care stie unde merge.



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Ochi pentru ochi...si lumea va deveni mai oarba - Dalai Lama

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post 9 Jul 2009, 15:09
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post 9 Jul 2009, 16:20
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QUOTE(ovidiun @ 9 Jul 2009, 15:53)
Suntem mai degraba sclavi ai propriei minti decat ai propriului destin - Roosevelt (...cred)

Invata regulile apoi incalca cateva - ......

Poti spune daca o un om e istet dupa raspunsurile pe care le da. Poti spune daca un om este intelept dupa intrebarile pe care le pune - Poti spune daca o un om e istet dupa raspunsurile pe care le da. Poti spune daca un om este intelept dupa intrebarile pe care le pune.
Daca nu stii in ce port vrei sa ajungi, nici un vant nu este favorabil -Seneca 

Intreaga lume se da la o parte din fata omului care stie unde merge.
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Ochi pentru ochi...si lumea va deveni mai oarba - Dalai Lama
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post 9 Jul 2009, 19:20
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post 9 Jul 2009, 19:28
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post 9 Jul 2009, 19:58
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Poti petrece o eternitate alaturi de o femeie frumoasa si sa treaca ca o clipa sau poti sa petreci o clipa cu o femeie urata si sa treaca ca o eternitate. -- Teoria relativitatii!


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post 10 Jul 2009, 07:10
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post 10 Jul 2009, 08:52
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Citat celebru
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Eu cand am facut scoala de soferi am depasit de 2 ori turatia de 2000 rpm (depasiri).
Daca ati desfacut vreo cutie in 5 trepte, ati vazut ca e o cutie in 4 cu angrenaj pt treapta a 5-a adugat undeva in spate, sub un capac. Treapata 4 e identica la cele 2 cutii, ca si a treapta 1, 2,3. Viteza maxima se obtine in treapta 4, ca similara atreptei de priza directa.
Voi puteti sa-i dati si 10 000 rpm daciei pe carburator ca nu are saraca limitator de turatie dar ce se intampla nimeni nu stie........ Un BMW cu injectie mecanica a ajuns la peste 8000 rpm (soferul avea muzica pornita si nu a auzit nimik, dar turometrul era la capul de scala, adica 8000 rpm). Ulei in baie nu mai avea deloc, dar dupa ce s-a racit si a fost pus ulei a plecat linistita.


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post 10 Jul 2009, 15:23
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post 10 Jul 2009, 15:24
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 10 Jul 2009, 16:23)
Benny Hill?
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post 10 Jul 2009, 16:53
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post 10 Jul 2009, 19:30
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post 11 Jul 2009, 06:15
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Nu conteaza de cate ori o scuturi... Ultima picatura se scurge mereu in chiloti ...
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plus semnatura ... ultimu rand .... nu stiu cine a spus-o.

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post 11 Jul 2009, 10:12
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post 11 Jul 2009, 12:10
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post 11 Jul 2009, 17:06
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QUOTE(Lord Hades @ 11 Jul 2009, 13:10)
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"Mana intinsa care nu spune o poveste nu primeste"
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post 11 Jul 2009, 19:35
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QUOTE(bolidu @ 11 Jul 2009, 18:06)
Nu primeste pomana
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post 11 Jul 2009, 19:38
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QUOTE(nairam @ 11 Jul 2009, 07:15)
Nu conteaza de cate ori o scuturi... Ultima picatura se scurge mereu in chiloti ...
Citat dintr-un prieten .... Verificata .... adevarata....183.gif
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Profu' de fizică ne-a citat aceste cuvinte, ca fiind principiul 4 al mecanicii...

QUOTE(Lord Hades @ 11 Jul 2009, 13:10)
"Un rodaj bune e ca o cura la Amara"
Dem Radulesc, nu imi amintesc filmul din pacate.
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post 11 Jul 2009, 22:25
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post 11 Jul 2009, 22:27
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post 11 Jul 2009, 22:31
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post 11 Jul 2009, 22:34
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QUOTE(77licu @ 6 Jul 2009, 19:30)
nu am gasit alt loc decat aici:

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Porcului de rasa de nimic nu-i pasa!

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post 12 Jul 2009, 02:11
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post 12 Jul 2009, 13:53
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Numai ce am scris asta si in alt topic, dar o sa ma repet cu un citat care mi se pare delicios si care - vorba neamtului - ar fi de ris daca n-ar fi de plins:

Andrei Plesu:

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Nu Sagetatorul - cu privirea fixata pe tinta - e emblema zodiacala a Balcanilor, ci Berbecul, tisnirea oarba inainte, furor-ul intemeietor si, eventual, oistea-n gard.
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post 12 Jul 2009, 18:53
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Un coleg al meu dupa ce am scapat de ultima restanta la mecanica:
"Dar pana cand sa traiesti in nefericire?"

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post 12 Jul 2009, 22:32
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post 15 Jul 2009, 19:24
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