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post 3 Apr 2013, 03:25
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in primu rind frigideru (ala de il umple toti) si masina de spalat


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post 3 Apr 2013, 14:53
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VIDEO: Aplicatia care resetaza contorul pompelor de benzină
Nu  a durat mult de cand a aparut smartphone-ul. A aparut aplicatia de telefon care reseteaza contorul pompelor de benzina.  Bineinteles, nu te lasa sa alimentezi gratis, ci doar iti reduce costul la pompa. Adica dintr-un plin poti plati doar jumatate.


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post 3 Apr 2013, 14:55
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Aia-i pistol cu apa. Eu am o aplicatie care face pompa sa-ti puna benzina si sa platesti motorina si una care face sa apara trei prune la jocurile alea mecanice cu manivela.

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post 3 Apr 2013, 15:11
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nu au pentru rezolutia mea... tongue.gif


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post 3 Apr 2013, 17:23
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io am luat-o si face pretul benzinei la pret de GPL


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post 4 Apr 2013, 07:33
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Mie-mi micșorează prețul alegând un font de 5…Este cam ilizibil…


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post 4 Apr 2013, 07:41
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Lu' Obama i-a pus motorină!


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post 4 Apr 2013, 23:33
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Era o promotie la motorina.


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post 4 Apr 2013, 23:34
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Corect, "mergi cât poți cu motorina noastră, gratis!"


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post 5 Apr 2013, 11:42
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QUOTE(DragosP @ 4 Apr 2013, 07:41)
Lu' Obama i-a pus motorinăbenzină!
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post 6 Apr 2013, 05:46
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Babaieti, am auzit ca m-ati dat disparut? smile.gif) Ei bine a fost o farsa din partea mea... radmasa.gif de 1 aprile...


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post 6 Apr 2013, 07:59
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Păi tu ești o farsă-n viață.


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post 6 Apr 2013, 08:18
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Ati remarcat cea mai tare pacaleala de anul asta? Markos pare sa posteze inainte de amiaz'.


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post 6 Apr 2013, 08:22
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Inainte de dimineata (adica 13.47) daca retin bine nedumerire.gif


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post 6 Apr 2013, 08:31
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QUOTE(Markos @ 6 Apr 2013, 08:59)
Păi tu ești o farsă-n viață.
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post 6 Apr 2013, 13:27
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Adica?> Nu mai esti in viata? ohmy.gif


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post 6 Apr 2013, 20:41
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Ba daaa! smile.gif


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post 7 Apr 2013, 00:21
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la galati o fi dat cu piatra? blink.gif

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post 7 Apr 2013, 14:47
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a dat degeaba daca nu a dat cat si unde trebuie... trebuia doar cateva pietre in anumite locuri. Stim noi unde....


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post 7 Apr 2013, 17:48
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Unde? nedumerire.gif


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post 7 Apr 2013, 17:49
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La Piatra-Teleorman si Piatra Neamt.


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post 20 Apr 2013, 21:25
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QUOTE(paul_p @ 5 Apr 2013, 00:33)
Era o promotie la motorina.
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Am eu motorina cu 5 lei litrul, la promotie, vrei ? biggrin.gif


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post 22 Apr 2013, 04:44
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Cica asta nu-i pacaleala.

"Peste 230 de perchezitii in Capitala si sapte judete, intr-un caz de furturi de produse petroliere"
http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/p...petroliere.html


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post 22 Apr 2013, 07:40
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Ii cautau de canistre in balcon.


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post 22 Apr 2013, 16:01
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First words on air!... mai ceva ca de-ntai Aprilie laugh.gif


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post 22 Apr 2013, 16:15
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QUOTE(tribunul @ 22 Apr 2013, 04:44)
Cica asta nu-i pacaleala.

"Peste 230 de perchezitii in Capitala si sapte judete, intr-un caz de furturi de produse petroliere"
http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/p...petroliere.html
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post 23 Apr 2013, 19:51
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Iaca si justitiaru. Da la Turnu, Pecica, Suplac nu e voie. Ca nu cred ca pe vremurile bune talica sau ancestrii bateau drumu pana la Pordenau cand avea la buza aradului si chiar in oras izvorul tamaduirii biggrin.gif
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