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augustin87r
post 26 Aug 2009, 02:40
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Salut,

Vreau sa deschid un topic despre lucruri ciudate pe care le-ati vazut prin diferite masini (taxiuri, pe la cunostinte, din mers etc)....

De exemplu: eram in trafic si vad in fata mea, unul cu matizul care pe tot bordul avea icoane langa icoane,era o expozitie de icoane, ca la manastire unde se vand (peste 30 in total).De partea de sus a parbrizului (in zona unde e colorat ca sa estompeze soarele) avea agatate una langa alta cruciulite cu ventuza, cruciulite crosetate care au si margele in ele. Avea cred ca 30 minim. Iar de oglinda in mijloc avea atarnata o cruce imensa de lemn, sa aproximez dimensiunile : 25 cm x 15 cm....Mi-am spus ca asta nu e sofer bun si asa era. Era un distrat, vorbea la tel, nu pleca, nu tinea drept etc....

Am mai vazut si semne facute pe fetele de la usi cu bricheta incinsa

Si am mai vazut la un taximetrist care avea Solenza ca avea nuca de la schimbatorul de viteze taiata cu lama si apoi lipita cu Super Glue, dupa care cele doua parti se dezlipisera si statea cascata acolo cam ca un organ de femeie. Era o taietura lunga de 2 cm si adanca de 5-6 mm , in diagonala de la vit 2 spre vit 5. Nuca era foarte lustruita pt ca masina avea multi KM, iar super glue pe suprafata lustruita stiti cum arata (se afuma alb etc).

Acum nu imi mai vin toate in minte, dar mai am cateva ciudatenii


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post 26 Aug 2009, 07:26
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QUOTE(augustin87r @ 26 Aug 2009, 03:40)
......un organ de femeie. Era o taietura lunga de 2 cm si adanca de 5-6 mm
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Aia-i fecioara, nu femeie. Si minora pe deasupra!


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post 26 Aug 2009, 07:28
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Am impresia ca ala mic, perfect si cu par in gura a cumparat un cont mai vechi, altfel nu-mi explic.


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post 26 Aug 2009, 08:51
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nu inteleg pe camionagii aia cat un munte care au bordul si parbrizul plin de maimutoi...strong but sensitive... tongue.gif

Nu imi plac nici placutele alea cu numele soferului, sau alte mesaje: "regele soselelor""cabina de proba pentru femei""doarme soferul" etc...


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post 26 Aug 2009, 09:00
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in masini nu-s lucruri ciudate ci oameni ciudati...unii chiar nebuni!


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post 26 Aug 2009, 09:35
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eu am vazut odata, intr-o masina, un sofer!... brrrr

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post 26 Aug 2009, 12:01
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QUOTE(ovidiun @ 26 Aug 2009, 09:51)
nu inteleg pe camionagii aia cat un munte care au bordul si parbrizul plin de maimutoi...strong but sensitive... tongue.gif

Nu imi plac nici placutele alea cu numele soferului, sau alte mesaje: "regele soselelor""cabina de proba pentru femei""doarme soferul" etc...
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Pai placutele alea cu numele sunt ca sa stii pe cine sa injuri cand face prostii....TUTUTE-n gura DOruleeee (Raduleee, Misuleeee) - depinde cum il cheama pe om.....


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post 26 Aug 2009, 12:31
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QUOTE(Marty @ 26 Aug 2009, 07:28)
Am impresia ca ala mic, perfect si cu par in gura a cumparat un cont mai vechi, altfel nu-mi explic.
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gand la gand cu bucurie.
ma gandeam la el, cu parere de rau, ca ne mai distra.
dar vad ca oricum apar altii in locul lui.


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post 26 Aug 2009, 12:54
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Cine e ala mic cu par in gura? Faceti misto de mine? Adica am zis vreo porcarie?


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post 26 Aug 2009, 12:55
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post 26 Aug 2009, 13:03
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QUOTE(augustin87r @ 26 Aug 2009, 12:54)
Cine e ala mic cu par in gura? Faceti misto de mine? Adica am zis vreo porcarie?
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post 26 Aug 2009, 13:46
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QUOTE(Marty @ 26 Aug 2009, 07:28)
Am impresia ca ala mic, perfect si cu par in gura a cumparat un cont mai vechi, altfel nu-mi explic.
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in bacau este un nene cu taxi, cand intri zici ca-i gradina botanica, full de plante peste tot ! ohmy.gif


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post 26 Aug 2009, 14:40
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Am inteles acum...smile.gif)))) Dar sa revenim on-topic...

26 Aug 2009, 15:40:
oricum, eu nu postez mesaje care sa asunda 'sexualu' biggrin.gif

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post 26 Aug 2009, 16:06
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Augustine ce-ai facut.... La matale siecsu e la vedere poate chiar prea la vedere daca si`n schimbatoru` de viteze vezi pi..e. Dar vorba unui amic :poti sa-mi arati siun tramvai ca tot la piz..a ma gandesc smile.gif
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post 26 Aug 2009, 21:32
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cat de fun ar fi sa te certi cu una in trafic si aia sa ia in mana un dildo lung de 30 cm si sa-l fluture in aer radmasa.gif


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post 26 Aug 2009, 23:38
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Vrei sa-ti dau link catre unu' mic, clapaug si urit ca limba rusa care se lauda cu asa ceva in masina? Ma rog, el ii zice baston electric, da' tot aia e pina la urma...


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Pe ala din CT cu taxiul il stie cineva,zici ca e indian frate are microfon in masina tot ce vrei 168.gif


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nu cred ca ar trebuii sa zic asta dar fie...

cand am luat masina avea o pernuta in forma de inimioara in masina (ca dotare optionala laugh.gif ) care mi-a placut si am pastrat-o ... acum ca masina nu mai e, inimioara si-a gasit locu' la mine in pat blush.gif

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post 27 Aug 2009, 17:21
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io zic sa o arzi sa scapi de constrangerile trecutului......


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post 27 Aug 2009, 17:23
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nu e constrangere... pt ca practic masina inca mai exista si e pe drumul cel bun spre inca o "viata" biggrin.gif


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post 27 Aug 2009, 18:15
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QUOTE(SSilent @ 27 Aug 2009, 18:23)
nu e constrangere... pt ca practic masina inca mai exista si e pe drumul cel bun spre inca o "viata"  biggrin.gif
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Sa stii c-am auzit si eu ca masinile duse la REMAT, dupa ce le ciopirtesc astia, le duc sa faca componente electronice din ele!!!


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post 27 Aug 2009, 19:14
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radmasa.gif ia sa ma uit si io pe eboda mea ,mai pus pe ganduri laugh.gif


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Astazi am vazut cele mai ciudate lucruri dintr-o masina. Patru chestii, cu urechi, par, nas, ochi, gura, cam pe la 18-19 ani. Mergeau intr-o dacie 1300 neagra (pe geam scria cu litere de-o scioapa "rebelii", sau asa ceva,), cu nr de Bz. radmasa.gif Mai nene, rar te poate soca ceva asa de tare. Muzica era la maxim (o combinatie stranie intre manea si lautareasca), specimenele erau iesite pe geamuri pana la brau, in niste schimonoseli si chiote jalnice, aproape dramatice, iar bomboana de pe coliva abia acum vine. Mergeau cu portbagajul deschis, ca sa se poata auzi mai bine (sau poate vedea!? blink.gif ) o baseala insangerata cu cheaguri negre de, de...? De subwoofer obosit. D-ala de tremura musamaua pe el. radmasa.gif
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Tin minte cand eram mic, prin `95, tatei i se stricase la 1300 ceva la schimbator, si schimba treptele cu o surubelnita cu maner rosu. Ma ducea la gradinita cu masina, si atunci am observat. blush.gif


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