DaciaClub Logo

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

> DaciaClub - Forum Dacia > Alte discutii > Cafenea
32 Pages « < 10 11 12 13 14 > »  
 Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+

> Caterinca zilei, topic cu replici amuzante

Track this topic | Email this topic | Print this topic | Topic RSS feed
ady77
post 25 Oct 2011, 21:18
Post #331


راحتزیل یو


Group: Members
Posts: 1.729
Joined: 15 December 05
From: near Bacau
Nu rade bre radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
________________ ________________ _________________
The problem with this world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while stupid ones are full of confidence.

ecnedifnocfollufsisoM
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Ake
post 27 Oct 2011, 14:03
Post #332


Morderator


Group: Moderatori
Posts: 1.040
Joined: 6 July 04
From: Bucuresti
Am sters off-topic-ul


--------------------
(si) Dacia Logan Laur.1.4
"Desteapta-te Romane! Traiasca capra vecinului! "
(citat dintr-un sticker auto)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Markos
post 27 Oct 2011, 14:08
Post #333


fost programator


Group: Members
Posts: 8.016
Joined: 27 October 05
From: Scursurești Vale
Multumim frumos.

De curiozitate, cu cererea asta exista vreo speranta?


--------------------
Reno Megan Privilej
"Partidele politice sunt cai la carul de aur al istoriei românilor; când devin gloabe, poporul român le trimite la abator." - P.Țuțea
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Ake
post 27 Oct 2011, 14:27
Post #334


Morderator


Group: Moderatori
Posts: 1.040
Joined: 6 July 04
From: Bucuresti
Nu stiu. Eu sunt pe sectia de neuro. La legala si anatomo-pat e altcineva.

This post has been edited by Ake: 27 Oct 2011, 14:28


--------------------
(si) Dacia Logan Laur.1.4
"Desteapta-te Romane! Traiasca capra vecinului! "
(citat dintr-un sticker auto)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
neumann
post 27 Oct 2011, 14:34
Post #335


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 783
Joined: 6 November 03
From: Spermezeu
daca vrei sa faci cafeneaua un loc cu adevarat draguts, trebuie chiar doua topice cu "Se duc...", parerea mea. alcoholic.gif


--------------------
... .. ..
Americanii il vor pe Ciolos.. i-au dat si viza!
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Marty
post 27 Oct 2011, 15:57
Post #336


Membru cu privire de ansamblu


Group: Members
Posts: 5.840
Joined: 14 April 03
From: Corbu
QUOTE(DannyY @ 27 Oct 2011, 14:10)
Georgica, ma-nclin in fata absolutului. Tu nu intelegi ABSOLUT nimic.
*

radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif

This post has been edited by Marty: 27 Oct 2011, 16:09


--------------------
Gillette De unica folosinta 2011 - B 999 NAM
Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bmwh548
post 27 Oct 2011, 19:08
Post #337


Membru cu insomnii


Group: Members
Posts: 1.943
Joined: 27 March 08
From: Iasi
QUOTE(DannyY @ 19 Oct 2011, 10:53)
Eu sunt amnezic si o sa declar doar ce-mi amintesc. Din cate stiu, am voie sa nu declar ca-s amnezic.
*




QUOTE(Markos @ 23 Oct 2011, 16:17)
Au sunat si la mine la poarta, le-a raspuns cățaua, au plecat repede, mai multe nu cunosc.
*


--------------------
- - - - -
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
ady77
post 29 Oct 2011, 00:15
Post #338


راحتزیل یو


Group: Members
Posts: 1.729
Joined: 15 December 05
From: near Bacau
QUOTE(vet @ 29 Oct 2011, 01:08)
smile.gif Acel partid seamana cu un cartof. Partea cea mai buna e in pamant. Ce a ramas pe afara sunt doar chestii inutile.... .
*


--------------------
________________ ________________ _________________
The problem with this world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while stupid ones are full of confidence.

ecnedifnocfollufsisoM
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Marty
post 30 Oct 2011, 08:24
Post #339


Membru cu privire de ansamblu


Group: Members
Posts: 5.840
Joined: 14 April 03
From: Corbu
QUOTE(tony-s @ 29 Oct 2011, 08:43)
ca sa nu mai zic de meciurile nationalei unde deobicei sunt 4-5 jucatori stelisti convocati.
*

QUOTE(vi_escu @ 29 Oct 2011, 18:39)
si va mai mirati ca nationala joaca prost...
*

radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
Gillette De unica folosinta 2011 - B 999 NAM
Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Merced
post 30 Oct 2011, 10:39
Post #340


No fear. No limit. No equal.


Group: Members
Posts: 8.278
Joined: 24 June 07
Ahaaahahahahahahah. radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
Ford Ka 2012 1.2 benzina 69 cai Titanium
it's a kind of peace.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
DragosP
post 1 Nov 2011, 09:59
Post #341


Nu zic nimic...nou


Group: Moderatori
Posts: 4.929
Joined: 12 August 04
From: Lumea mea
QUOTE(marksman @ 1 Nov 2011, 09:17)
Si asa au reusit sa inghete piata de vehicule SH mai vechi de 2007. showfinger.gif  Cretini!
*


QUOTE(argon @ 1 Nov 2011, 09:52)
Ce nasol, inseamna ca m-am pricopsit cu meganu din 2005?!
*


radmasa.gif


--------------------
Ceva de plastic . . - BRRC
Scuze celor pe care i-am supărat!
Cu noi este Dumnezeu!
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Manuel
post 1 Nov 2011, 17:53
Post #342


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 4.116
Joined: 27 November 02
From: VASLUI
QUOTE(sorin1983 @ 1 Nov 2011, 02:31)
la serialul the walking dead se mai uita cineva? a inceput sezonul 2 smile.gif
*



QUOTE(Marty @ 1 Nov 2011, 18:49)
bion, isi revede prietenii.
*



rofl1.gif


--------------------
Opel Astra J Sports Tourer Active 2013 / 2.0 CDTI / 165CP - VS15CMA
"Base e un bou betiv." (corbex)
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
cosmin_2300
post 1 Nov 2011, 22:02
Post #343


Banned


Group: Members
Posts: 5.050
Joined: 5 May 06
From: București
QUOTE(Pauloo @ 1 Nov 2011, 21:18)
Incearca sa faci pluralul de la tigara...wink.gif
*




QUOTE(ady77 @ 1 Nov 2011, 21:19)
Tigari?
*




QUOTE(Pauloo @ 1 Nov 2011, 21:25)
incearca ,atunci sa faci genitivul...wink.gif
*




QUOTE(ady77 @ 1 Nov 2011, 21:28)
Bere.
*




radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
Opel Astra J - 2016 - Diesel inside.
My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I love war!
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
corbex
post 1 Nov 2011, 22:16
Post #344


Desi nu pare, ma plimb cu Dacia


Group: Members
Posts: 8.198
Joined: 11 July 06
From: bucuresti
Nu e de ris. Citi stiu ca pluralul de la tigare e trabuci?


--------------------
dacia solenza 2005, cheala
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
P-A-C-O
post 2 Nov 2011, 20:56
Post #345


What you see is what you get!


Group: Members
Posts: 2.350
Joined: 3 October 10
QUOTE(Pauloo @ 2 Nov 2011, 00:30)
Cine vrea sa duca o discutie cu mine pe tema titlului topicului poate sa ramana.
Va avertizez ca sunt o enciclopedie in ceea ce priveste titlul postului.

tocilar.gif


--------------------
- - -
Ziua de 16 nov 2014 a ramas in istoria Romaniei ca fiind ziua in care omul politic Victor Ponta a fost cel mai aproape sa devina Presedintele Romaniei
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
DannyY
post 3 Nov 2011, 14:09
Post #346


Marele plictisit


Group: Members
Posts: 1.696
Joined: 5 May 09
Cre' ca ai gresit topicul, erau alte doua mai potrivite (bula sau autohtonii).


--------------------
Opel/Honda/Opel Astra G/Civic 4D/Corsa E 2004/2015/2019 - 0T04```
Urasc discriminatorii prosti (adica pe toti)
Sunt mandru ca sunt considerat prost de catre un dobitoc
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
slider2
post 11 Nov 2011, 11:59
Post #347


doar membru si atat


Group: Members
Posts: 3.630
Joined: 15 April 08
QUOTE(Markos @ 10 Nov 2011, 21:42)
Cica maine, 11.11.11, la ora 11:11 am, vine cutremurul ala final si fatal  nu crede.gif
*




QUOTE(Ake @ 11 Nov 2011, 11:20)
E 11:16. Cplm facem? Mai stam mult sub masa?
*



radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
symboala neagra 2008
mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
tatabobu
post 11 Nov 2011, 14:02
Post #348


membru


Group: Members
Posts: 4.674
Joined: 14 September 04
From: Bucuresti
QUOTE(ZTV @ 11 Nov 2011, 13:43)
Iar eu sunt unul din nebunii care bag piese noi in masini SH. Foarte, foarte rar am luat ceva de la dezmembrari, si doar elemente de caroserie, nimic de mecanica sau directii, frane.
*




QUOTE(vet @ 11 Nov 2011, 13:56)
Foarte rau ai facut. Am auzit ca si uleiul sh e foarte bun. Cica nu mai oboseste motorul pana rodeaza uleiul nou.
*



radmasa.gif


--------------------
DACIA 1300 1995
Scurgere de ulei? Care scurgere de ulei??? Balta aia de sub masina e sudoarea hergheliei de cai putere...
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
slider2
post 15 Nov 2011, 14:14
Post #349


doar membru si atat


Group: Members
Posts: 3.630
Joined: 15 April 08
QUOTE(4x4 @ 15 Nov 2011, 12:37)
Iar un rinichi din fata are joc.
*




QUOTE(tatabobu @ 15 Nov 2011, 12:42)
Ai grija, ca daca rinichiu' are joc mare dezvolta o incontinenta urinara de se pisa masina pe ea de ras cand te vede.
*



radmasa.gif


--------------------
symboala neagra 2008
mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bion
post 15 Nov 2011, 18:57
Post #350


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 2.711
Joined: 1 May 04
From: TM
notshit.jpg ( Size: 299.88k ) Number of downloads: 707
-as.jpg ( Size: 2.58k ) Number of downloads: 737


--------------------
Dacia SLZ Scala 2003 - TM54
Crăpa-le-ar Domnul ficații
Și setea ogoi-le-ar cu venin,
Căci n-au păreche-n lume blestemații
Crîșmarii care toarnă apă-n vin !
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
maho
post 16 Nov 2011, 12:52
Post #351


Membru rigido-flexibil


Group: Members
Posts: 5.232
Joined: 7 April 10
From: Brașov, orașul olimpic
http://www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?showtopi...dpost&p=3210895
L.E.: S-a rezolvat aplauze.gif a scapat.gif :
http://www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?amp;show...dpost&p=3211427


This post has been edited by maho: 16 Nov 2011, 18:49


--------------------
Dacia 1310 1983
"Mother, should I trust the government ?" - No fuckin' way !
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't."
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Marty
post 17 Nov 2011, 16:34
Post #352


Membru cu privire de ansamblu


Group: Members
Posts: 5.840
Joined: 14 April 03
From: Corbu
QUOTE(Markos @ 17 Nov 2011, 16:26)
QUOTE(george_scala_2004 @ 17 Nov 2011, 16:13)

...am treaba !
*

Aaakeeee!! Vezi ca iar pica forumuuuu!!!
*


radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
Gillette De unica folosinta 2011 - B 999 NAM
Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bmwh548
post 18 Nov 2011, 18:52
Post #353


Membru cu insomnii


Group: Members
Posts: 1.943
Joined: 27 March 08
From: Iasi
QUOTE(4x4 @ 18 Nov 2011, 18:36)
De ce roz? Nu mai bine portocaliu?
*




Ma pijpamineeeeee.....radmasa.gif


--------------------
- - - - -
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
kog
post 19 Nov 2011, 15:30
Post #354


epuri orijinali


Group: Members
Posts: 1.916
Joined: 27 November 08
From: Lipova - Arad
QUOTE(Filip @ 10 Sep 2010, 21:56)
Si scoate-i plasticele de la streasina acoperisului, daca nu ai montat portbagaj pe plafon. SI acolo se strange mizerie, iar cata vreme nu tii montat portbagaj, n-au nici un rol de protectie.
*



QUOTE(Muttley @ 10 Sep 2010, 22:13)
Lasa plasticele acolo.
*



QUOTE(Markos @ 10 Sep 2010, 22:15)
Muta-le un pic.
*



de undeva de pe jurnalul meu de bord radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


--------------------
Dacia 1310 1989 TLX - AR-05-DGF
Daa... prea rapid, daa... prea furios
Io merg cu Dacia, iar tu pa jos...
"ti ciuda ca consum putin?" by argon
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
bmwh548
post 21 Nov 2011, 17:24
Post #355


Membru cu insomnii


Group: Members
Posts: 1.943
Joined: 27 March 08
From: Iasi
QUOTE(Ov @ 21 Nov 2011, 16:01)
Pai distributia e in functie de ce talpa primeste. Esti cuminte suge putin, te dai la ea, face deep throat.
*



radmasa.gif


--------------------
- - - - -
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
zanzie
post 23 Nov 2011, 22:55
Post #356


Aspirant de Trabant


Group: Members
Posts: 1.241
Joined: 30 April 08
From: Pădure
QUOTE(mozzart @ 20 Nov 2011, 15:16)
Am urcat la cabana Capra pe Transfagarasan pe o zapada pana la faruri.

QUOTE(Marty @ 21 Nov 2011, 11:55)
Eu, la 1.87 ai mei,  am bagat SLZ in zapada pina la pla. Daca ma-ntindeam pe burta-mi ajungea zapada pina la pla! sleep.gif
*

radmasa.gif


--------------------
gard viu din spini, cu flori la poarta si rinoceri in curte
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
slider2
post 26 Nov 2011, 11:21
Post #357


doar membru si atat


Group: Members
Posts: 3.630
Joined: 15 April 08
QUOTE(romeodr @ 25 Nov 2011, 22:54)
..Laguna aia am dat-o pe bani... wink.gif
..singura sansa sa iau si un Laguna 1 ph 2..
..urmatoarea va fi o L3!!!
..STRANG BANI..!! radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif
*




QUOTE(Iulikk @ 25 Nov 2011, 22:58)
Daca le tineai pe amandoua acum aveai Laguna 3 (Laguna 2 + Laguna 1).
*



radmasa.gif


--------------------
symboala neagra 2008
mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
4x4
post 27 Nov 2011, 17:00
Post #358


Übermensch


Group: Members
Posts: 3.394
Joined: 24 March 07
QUOTE(argon @ 26 Nov 2011, 20:28)
E prea scurta, ce sa aiba.
*




QUOTE(argon @ 26 Nov 2011, 20:55)
In oras am facut o proba, nu am trecut de 2000 rpm, adica schimbat la 2000, merge okei, consum 7,4 doar in oras..
*




QUOTE(Iulikk @ 27 Nov 2011, 16:21)
Bre, baga o cutie de Renaul Magnum si gata.
*


--------------------
W S S
Attere Dominatum!
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
kxz
post 27 Nov 2011, 23:07
Post #359


Membru autentic


Group: Members
Posts: 618
Joined: 5 November 10
From: Cuiul de la harta.
Marty are topic la bursa ca vinde carucioare de copii... blink.gif
S-antors lumea cu fundu'n sus... Une mai sunt valorile, principiile de altadata?


--------------------
Dacia 1410 / Opel Corsa
--------------------
Și-oricât de-ngustă o fi calea
Oricâte piedici m-or lovi din greu
Eu sunt stăpânul sorții mele
Sunt căpitanul sufletului meu.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
Marty
post 27 Nov 2011, 23:48
Post #360


Membru cu privire de ansamblu


Group: Members
Posts: 5.840
Joined: 14 April 03
From: Corbu
Viata-i greu si dur!


--------------------
Gillette De unica folosinta 2011 - B 999 NAM
Mindru absolvent de grup scolar.
User is offlineGalerie FotoPM
Go to the top of the page
+
« Next Oldest · Cafenea · Next Newest »
 
 Arata topicuri asemanatoare
32 Pages « < 10 11 12 13 14 > » 
 Reply to this topicTopic OptionsStart new topic
DaciaClub
Random Picture Google search Last addition
Imagine aleatoare
căutare personalizată
Ultima imagine adaugata


1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
 

ETask
> DaciaClub - Forum Dacia > Alte discutii > Cafenea
Lo-Fi Version  Harta site  Parteneri  Jocuri online  Curs Valutar  HRH Haine din lana merinos Time is now: 17th June 2025 - 05:37
Invision Power Board © 2025  IPS, Inc.
Licensed to: DaciaClub - Reno.ro
Forum Renault