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post 20 Feb 2013, 09:07
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post 20 Feb 2013, 17:30
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post 21 Feb 2013, 18:00
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post 22 Feb 2013, 12:02
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post 22 Feb 2013, 12:38
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post 22 Feb 2013, 14:07
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post 22 Feb 2013, 14:13
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post 22 Feb 2013, 14:32
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post 22 Feb 2013, 15:19
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post 22 Feb 2013, 18:38
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QUOTE(l@u @ 21 Feb 2013, 19:00)
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http://www.profm.ro/alarmaprofm/ce-a-spus-...-probabila.html
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post 23 Feb 2013, 00:15
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post 23 Feb 2013, 09:38
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deci vaporul ala cara tricouri !!!!!


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post 23 Feb 2013, 18:21
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Ia-ți mai bine suzeta și pamperșii plini de rahat cu tine, și du-te înapoi în cloaca de la Cafenea, că împuți topicul omului degeaba.
Și vezi că ți-a rămas puțin maroniu pe nas, de ieri.
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post 23 Feb 2013, 18:27
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post 23 Feb 2013, 18:38
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QUOTE(Marius 77 @ 23 Feb 2013, 11:56)
Martinele/lele.,.
...mă copile...
...Tinere, pe lumea asta există și oameni maturi...
...am cumpărat 1.6 16V...
...Martine...
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QUOTE(Marius 77 @ 23 Feb 2013, 17:54)
Martilele...Martilelule...
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Sa muara Cici balerina daca asta nu e Nelu Balosu. Prea se pupa niste detalii...

Nu-l roaga cineva sa ne explice cum e cu modul de functionare al unui motor in 4 timpi si cu mictionarea pe tablourile electrice? Ca sa ne lamurim.

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post 23 Feb 2013, 18:44
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Stai ca mi-a picat si mie fisa acum! Dar el se curenta cind trecea pe timp de ploaie pe sub liniile de inalta ale caii ferate.

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post 23 Feb 2013, 18:44
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mariussaptesapte este in mod evident o clona mizerabila. Nici nu mai conteaza a cui.


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post 23 Feb 2013, 19:00
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QUOTE(Marty @ 23 Feb 2013, 18:44)
Stai ca mi-a picat si mie fisa acum! Dar el se curenta cind trecea pe timp de ploaie pe sub liniile de inalta ale caii ferate.
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Dama, da' nu sustinea el sus si tare ca grilajele de deasupra liniilor sunt puse acolo ca sa nu ajunga curentul sarind de la un strop la altul la cei care se mictionau pe ele?


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post 23 Feb 2013, 19:03
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Ceva ceva stii tu, cam asa e! A zis ca gardurile alea sunt acolo ca sa nu scuipi pe liniile de inalta, d-acolo i s-a tras de Nelu Balosu'.


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post 23 Feb 2013, 19:05
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Asa ma, scuzats, am uitat ca atunci i s-a facut botezul.


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post 23 Feb 2013, 19:16
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post 23 Feb 2013, 19:35
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QUOTE(zanzie @ 23 Feb 2013, 19:16)
Apropo de nelu balosu (a.k.a. ion ercinci); scurt remember:
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post 23 Feb 2013, 20:25
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Vrei sa fii concubina mea? Eu am o tuse pentru care nu platesc nimic. Sintem facuti unul pentru altul.

Nu-mi pasa daca moare sau traieste capra. Idealul meu e vaca.
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Pentru cei ce nu au deschis televizoarele la inceput: magda aia e o samsareasa de masini care se plange de taxa auto. Cu tupeul si nesimtirea unui cocalar care se respecta.
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