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(Am incurcat citatele. Scuze, Argoane!) Astia din administratia lor inca nu se pricep la Televizor, Judecator si alti cetateni liberi de contract. Da' e bine, o sa-i atraga la ei si pe aia citiva nehotariti care mai fura cite-o sina pe la noi, This post has been edited by corbex: 11 Mar 2011, 08:37

(Am incurcat citatele. Scuze, Argoane!)
Astia din administratia lor inca nu se pricep la Televizor, Judecator si alti cetateni liberi de contract.
Da' e bine, o sa-i atraga la ei si pe aia citiva nehotariti care mai fura cite-o sina pe la noi,

This post has been edited by corbex: 11 Mar 2011, 08:37

mașină și șoareci

Na belea!

This post has been edited by Marty: 11 Mar 2011, 17:14

O femeie a găsit un prezervativ într-o cutie cu lapte

http://www.click.ro/pe_glob/ciudatenii/fem...1140485959.html

meseriasi aia de la fabrica...

Prezervativul ala a fost pus pe tita vacii, sa nu intre microbii-n caldare cind au muls-o.

inseamna ca aia de la ferma au pus prezeravtivul pe tita cu ambalaj cu tot ???

"Sunt şocată şi n-am mâncat de două zile" a declarat pentru presă Milică, nefericita consumatoare de lactate.

Ba-n plm, a ajuns Constantinescu-n Suiedia si se da drept femee?

This post has been edited by Marty: 18 Mar 2011, 10:26

Numa' ciocu'-l facea sa para barbat. De cind ii face gioburi lu' Felix s-o fi tocit, nu-l mai deosebesti de femei.

This post has been edited by corbex: 18 Mar 2011, 10:35

http://www.click.ro/pe_glob/ciudatenii/fem...1140485959.html

meseriasi aia de la fabrica...

According to Milica, a customer service representative from Arla Foods - the Scandinavian dairy cooperative which produced the filmjölk - told her that her mother's discovery was "impossible".

The Arla rep theorised that someone in Milica's home may have placed the condom in the package as a prank, something which she says couldn't have happened.

The package has since been sent to Arla for analysis, but spokesperson Katarina Malmström is doubtful that the condom ended up in the filmjölk during the packaging process.

"It's impossible…there's not a chance" she told The Local.

"It's a closed process and there are filters and things that would stop something so large from ending up in a container."

Nevertheless, the company is taking Milica's complaint seriously.

"The first thing we need to do is confirm what exactly was in the package," said Malmström, who theorised that the incident could have been the result of sabotage.

"We haven't had a chance to speak with the customer about whether or not the seal on the screw top was broken or not when she opened the package," she said.

According to Malmström, it will likely be several days before technicians at the company will have any answers regarding when and how the condom and the other items ended up in the package.

http://www.thelocal.se/32618/20110316/

Tind sa cred ca aia chiar au filtre cand umple cutiile de carton.

Poate fii-sa, Milca, n-a stiut unde sa ascunda ce avea ea de ascuns p-acolo. Mai ales ca in articolul in engleza, se spune ca ma-sa a gasit angaralele alea cand a scuturat ultimele picaturi de lapte dn cutie sa le dea la cne. O fi zis fii-sa ca le pune in cutia de lapte, asa, stau ferite de ochii lumii si oricum cutia aia o sa ajunga la gunoi in curand, ca e aproape goala (cutia, nu suedeza, martinezule).

This post has been edited by neumann: 18 Mar 2011, 10:40

Ba frate, hai sa zic ca-nteleg prezervativu' si ambalaju', da-n plm, pentru ce era reteta aia? Da' inelu' de plastic?

Ehe, dac-am sti noi pentru ce era reteta aia, jumatate din mister ar fi rezolvata! De inel, iarasi nu se spune ce diametru avea (o fi fost de pus pe deget?), daca era cu baterie sau fara, etc.

Man claims magic potion can double your money
Cat de imbecil trebuie sa fi fost barmanul ala?

- comentariile la articol sunt haioase rau-
- "I will bet that he was trained in Wall Street. This same thing happens there every day. "
-"That's kinda what happened to the US housing market. It also ran out of magic potion. "
-"something tells me it is too late to get a refund on the "penis enlargement" stuff I ordered "

This post has been edited by Ake: 18 Mar 2011, 12:48

si mai zic ca sunt...civilizati !

Daca cineva are un singur neuron, e de presupus ca si ala-i bolnav?

si mai zic ca arabii e teroristi....

Ba-n plm, a ajuns Constantinescu-n Suiedia si se da drept femee?

nu e milica, e Miliča probabil, nume de fata la fostii yugoslavi si (cred) slovaci. e plin de ei in suedia.

Ba frate, hai sa zic ca-nteleg prezervativu' si ambalaju', da-n plm, pentru ce era reteta aia? Da' inelu' de plastic?

E te faci ca nu pricepi. Vecinu lui Milica e un suedez batran si alcoolic( =300% impotent) : reteta era de Propanolol, prezervativu era ca are un tic si face cu ochiul si cand cere Propanolol capata intai un prezervativ. Inelu` il pune la radacina jnepului sa nu se-ncovoaie asa de repede . Cutia e de lapte praf in care tine niste ghips
PS Aciu faci un copy paste

This post has been edited by bion: 22 Mar 2011, 19:13

Daca tot te bricepi, pune dom'ne aici manualul ca lumea, pe puncte, etape, proceduri, cu exemple de lucru !

1. Conditie primordiala. Verifica daca o mai ai sau s-a vindecat si locul
Dupa aia mai vorbim

23 Mar 2011, 13:29:
M-am apucat sa-mi fac curat prin inboxul de la gmail si am dat de asta

TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008

1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.
Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.'

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'

   
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

This post has been edited by Marty: 23 Mar 2011, 13:29

Luni seara, Claude Gueant a adus un omagiu actiunii conduse de presedintele Nicolas Sarkozy, in momentul in care "lumea intreaga se pregatea sa contemple la televizor masacrele comise de colonelul Gaddafi".

"Din fericire, presedintele a preluat fraiele cruciadei pentru a mobiliza Consiliul de Securitate al Natiunilor Unite, si apoi Liga Araba si Uniunea Africana", a continuat Claude Gueant, numit la finele lui februarie ministru de interne, dupa ce a fost din 2007 mana dreapta a lui Nicolas Sarkozy la Palatul Elysee.

Misto, nu?

Agentii de paza de la frontiera dintre Mexic si Statele Unite au arestat 13 imigranti ilegali mexicani ce erau deghizati in uniforme de infanteristi marini americani, a anuntat U.S. Customs and Border Protection, preluat de FoxNews. Grupul de imigranti se afla intr-o camioneta cu numere guvernamentale furate.

Autoritatile americane au declarat ca imigrantii ilegali au fost retinuti la 14 martie, la un punct de control aflat in apropiere de Pine Valley (California).

La controlul efectuat, oficialii de la frontiera americana au descoperit ca soferul si pasagerul din dreapta, amandoi cetateni ai Statelor Unite, incercau sa introduca ilegal 13 persoane pe teritoriul american. Toti ocupantii camionetei purtau uniforme de puscasi marini ai SUA, pe care se afla scris numele "Perez".

Nu mai dati banii aiurea pe buncare!
Se amana sfarsitul lumii. Acu ce naiba fac aia cu filmul lor?Scot un sequel?

This post has been edited by Ake: 24 Mar 2011, 16:23

WWII vet discovers he’s not a U.S. citizen

Ninety-five-year-old Leeland Davidson discovered recently that he's not considered a U.S. citizen, despite living nearly 100 years in the country and serving in the U.S. Navy during WWII.

Davidson, from Centralia, Washington, told KOMO News that he discovered he wasn't a U.S. citizen when he was turned down for an enhanced driver's license he needed for a trip to Canada to visit relatives.

"We always figured because he was born to U.S. parents he's automatically a U.S. citizen," said Davidson's daughter, Rose Schoolcraft.

Davidson was born in British Columbia in 1916, but his parents didn't register the birth with the U.S. government to ensure they knew he was a citizen. He checked up on his citizenship before joining the Navy and was told by an inspector at the U.S. Department of Labor Immigration and Naturalization Service he had nothing to worry about. Now he worries that he won't be able to prove his citizenship, because his parents were born in Iowa before local governments started keeping records of birth certificates in 1880. "I want it squared away before I pass away," he says.

Schoolcraft says they tried to dissuade him from pursuing the matter. Employees at the local passport office scared them, telling her father "If he pursued it, (he could) possibly be deported or [be] at risk of losing Social Security."

"We keep telling him, leave it alone, leave it alone, and he won't, like a dog with a bone," Schoolcraft told the Centralia Chronicle. But Davidson says: "I want to get it done before I die." He also still wants to visit his friends and family in Canada. Sen Patty Murray's office is helping him with his application.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/2...t-a-u-s-citizen

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Si ziceai ca esti calic dar bani sa mergi sambata la Casa de Cultura la Atlantic City ai
Io cred ca ai avut o copilarie care te-a marcat profund

10 of the weirdest, wackiest traffic laws in America.

29 Mar 2011, 13:14:
http://www.gandul.info/international/presa...-trofee-8104891

intrebare: cine este mai salbatic ?

This post has been edited by george_scala_2004: 29 Mar 2011, 12:14

Mark Gitenstein, ambasadorul SUA la Bucuresti, ca expresia folosita de televiziunile de stiri in traducerile notelor atribuite Wikileakes care descria Guvernul roman ca pe o "rata schioapa" (n.red., "lame-duck" in original) nu exprima o critica, ci inseamna ca mandatul Executivului s-a terminat si ca acesta este in continuare in functie in asteptarea desemnarii unei noi echipe guvernamentale. El a mai spus ca, dupa ce a citit in presa traducerea inexacta a expresiei "lame duck" drept "rata schioapa", si-a dat seama ca notele diplomatice nu ar mai trebui scrise cu expresii colocviale.

Deci a admis practic ca telegramele sunt reale, nu e vorba de niste invetiii....

"Lame duck nu este o critica, este o expresie colocviala in Statele Unite pentru a desemna o echipa guvernamentala a carui mandat s-a incheiat dar care continua sa opereze pana la primirea unui nou mandat sau pana la numirea unui nou Guvern. Nu insemna ca este ceva ilegitim legat de Guvern", a spus Mark Gitenstein, intrebat daca mai caracterizeaza Guvernul roman cu expresia "rata schioapa", aparuta in presa in traducerile notelor atribuite Wikileakes.

"Nu era o critica, am vazut si eu relatarile si cred ca nu ar mai trebui sa mai folosim expresii colocviale, pentru ca nu se traduc bine in romana, nu se traduc literar", a spus ambasadorul SUA.

Totodata, Gitenstein a aratat ca notele diplomatice nu sunt destinate interpretarii de catre publicul roman.

De asemenea, ambasadorul SUA la Bucuresti a precizat ca nu comenteaza pe marginea telegramelor diplomatice atribuite Wikileakes.

Deci daca asta e pe bune, e deja teatru absurdului. Cica daca l-au descris pe bock ca fiind "lame duck", asta era de fapt o expresie tehnica.

Cum a reusit o pensionara de 75 de ani din Georgia sa lase trei tari fara conexiune la internet

DATA PUBLICARII: 07/04/2011
O pensionara de 75 de ani risca trei ani de inchisoare dupa ce a lasat trei tari fara internet pentru mai multe ore la sfarsitul lunii trecute. Georgia, Armenia si Azerbaidjan sunt tarile deconectate de la internet din cauza femeii care sapa dupa cupru pe langa cablurile optice, scrie BBC News.
Femeia, originara din Georgia, sapa dupa cupru in orasul Ksani, in apropierea cablurilor de internet apartinand companiei georgiene, Railway Telecom. Compania era provider de internet atat pentru Georgia, cat si Armenia si Azerbaidjan. Pana de internet a durat cateva ore, in seara de 28 martie, iar conexiunea a fost reparata abia la miezul noptii.

E de stiut in caz de razbel cum poti sa pui pe butuci telecomunicatiile intr-o tara. Mai niste staniol zburator ca-n WW II niste praf de grafit la cateva statii trafo si i-ai omorat. In schimb la aia din Irak sau Afghanistan care na-u de-astea ai pus-o Baietii cu nainileven se-ntalneau pe la colturi si givaneau

This post has been edited by bion: 8 Apr 2011, 18:57