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Victoras2001
post 6 Nov 2011, 20:41
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N-are nici 8 luni. Deocamdata nu poate sa sara gardul.
Cand i-o veni vremea, beau ceva, ii prind o catza, o leg de-un prun si-l las sa-si faca mendrele cu ea.


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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:43
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 6 Nov 2011, 20:41)
ii prind o catza, o leg de-un prun si-l las sa-si faca mendrele cu ea.
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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:43
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Cateaua familiei, pechinez de Coiciu, a fatat zilele trecute 5 "sobolani". Donez iubitorilor de animale din zona. Daca n-aveti sonerie la poarta sunt exceptionali. Si daca aveti tot sunt buni. Tin hotii la distanta. Verificat. Vecinului i-au spart casa de doua ori in ultimul an, de cand nu mai are caine biggrin.gif . La mine trezeste asta toata casa daca pune cineva mana pe clanta de la poarta.


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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:50
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QUOTE(Merced @ 6 Nov 2011, 20:38)
E suficient de malac cat sa-ti sara si gardul, pot sa jur.
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E suficient de malac sa dea jos gardu'! A invatat de la stapin-su, care face smecheria asta de cel putin 2 ori pe saptamina, cind se-ntoarce de la "mixt-satesc".

QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 6 Nov 2011, 20:41)
Cand i-o veni vremea, beau ceva, ii prind o catza, o leg de-un prun si-l las sa-si faca mendrele cu ea.
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Ba idiotule, NU TU TRE' SA FUTS CATSAUA!!!!!!!!

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La mine trezeste asta toata casa daca pune cineva mana pe clanta de la poarta.
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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:54
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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:55
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Latra din orice pozitie da-o naibii. Mie personal mi-e antipatica.


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post 6 Nov 2011, 20:56
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QUOTE(Marty @ 6 Nov 2011, 20:50)
Mai nasol e cind sare cineva peste gard.  mellow.gif
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Are un vecin de-al meu unu d-ala. Stii cum face daca intri peste el in curte? O da din latrat in urlete de zici ca moare. radmasa.gif


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post 7 Nov 2011, 10:37
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Ma scuzati, da' eu i-am pus gand rau javrei vecinului. Cretinu' dracului latra ca prostu' toata noaptea si-i intarata si pe aia din jur... Nu's ce naiba sa mai fac, ca ziua nu pot sa dorm, am serviciu...
I-am zis vecinului sa-l bage in cotet, da' "e de vanatoare, dom'le, nu sta in cusca". Cre' ca nici la gagici nu-l lasa, ca nu l-am vazut decat in curte.
Frumusica potaia, nimic de zis, da' m-a disperat. Vreo solutie care sa-i dizolve corzile vocale? Sau imi iau un sarpe boa si-l uit prin curte?

Partea ciudata e ca vecinu' mai are o cotarla, maidanez, care e tampit doar cand iese din curte. In rest tace.


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post 7 Nov 2011, 12:14
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Faci si tu rost de o pusca si ceva gloante-anestezic (cam modelul cu care anesteziaza unii ursii la Discovery Channel sa le puna dispozitive de urmarire). Seara inainte de culcare trimiti potaia la somn si gata smile.gif. Evident, mai exista solutia sa-i zici vecinului cat se poate de amical ca planuiesti sa-ti iei pusca de vanatoare si ca intr-un moment de instabilitate psihica pe fond de nesomn s-ar putea sa ti se para ca esti in plin sezon de vanatoare si ca potaia lui e lup sau mai stiu eu ce alt animal salbatic.



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post 7 Nov 2011, 13:14
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Mai bine-i cumperi potaia si-o reeduci. Stringi si relatiile cu vecinu'.


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post 7 Nov 2011, 20:29
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@Victoras - esti un foarte bun fotograf. Si catelul e un scump. smile.gif


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post 7 Nov 2011, 21:31
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Cauta in urma poza cu garajul si damigemele. Arta !


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post 7 Nov 2011, 22:03
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Daca hranesti cainele (matur) seara ,va dormi bustean,nu-i va mai pasa de nimic...daca vrei sa ai un caine activ il hranesti doar dimineata spre pranz,iar noaptea va sta "de 6" ...il va roade stomacul de foame...wink.gif
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post 7 Nov 2011, 22:35
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Bono e pur si simplu un star! Mai vreau poze! biggrin.gif


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post 7 Nov 2011, 22:36
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post 7 Nov 2011, 22:38
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Victoras are treaba, iti pun eu poza cu cateaua [attachmentid=1627762627]


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post 7 Nov 2011, 22:38
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A baut, a bucit, e fericit.


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post 7 Nov 2011, 23:01
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N-am bucit, sunt un mizantrop. tongue.gif


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post 7 Nov 2011, 23:03
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QUOTE(Filip @ 7 Nov 2011, 23:01)
N-am bucit, sunt un mizantrop. tongue.gif
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post 8 Nov 2011, 12:44
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QUOTE(Filip @ 7 Nov 2011, 20:29)
@Victoras - esti un foarte bun fotograf. Si catelul e un scump.  smile.gif
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Aparatu' poarta vina, nu io. Numai obiectivul lui costa cat loganu' meu. icon_mrgreen.gif
Iar o poza originala are vreo 9 MB. Asa ca n-am putut sa ma abtin cand am pus mana pe asa ceva. icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 8 Nov 2011, 13:25
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 8 Nov 2011, 12:44)
Aparatu' poarta vina, nu io. Numai obiectivul lui costa cat loganu' meu. Asa ca n-am putut sa ma abtin cand am pus mana pe asa ceva.  icon_mrgreen.gif
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Recunoaste cu mina pe inima: ti-ai facut poza la guae? rolleyes.gif


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post 8 Nov 2011, 13:57
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Am vãrsat cafeaua pe mine... sad.gif


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post 14 Nov 2011, 17:08
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Mi-ai adus aminte de poza aia de pe plaja. radmasa.gif


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post 14 Nov 2011, 20:50
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QUOTE(Marty @ 8 Nov 2011, 13:25)
Recunoaste cu mina pe inima: ti-ai facut poza la guae?  rolleyes.gif
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post 14 Nov 2011, 21:05
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 14 Nov 2011, 17:08)
Mi-ai adus aminte de poza aia de pe plaja.  radmasa.gif
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post 14 Nov 2011, 21:07
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post 14 Nov 2011, 21:09
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Si-ti foloseste catelul pe post de scrumiera?


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post 14 Nov 2011, 21:21
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post 14 Nov 2011, 21:38
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V-am spus ca foloseste ciinele la agatat. Mama, ce-a crescut! Sa nu-i fie de deochi. Are bod de collie.


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post 14 Nov 2011, 22:24
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E adorabil, si are un stapan pe masura! smile.gif Se vede ca e crescut cu dragoste.


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