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dragoselu
post 26 Jun 2011, 22:15
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Ce am eu.
Pe bord: nimic.

In torpedou:
- hartie igienica
- servetele nazale
- servetele umede (pentru copil)
- absorbante
- o unghiera
- o lanterna
- pix cu albastru, cu negru si rosu, creion
- 1 cana pusa intr-o punga de plastic
- 1 spray paralizant (pentru agresori)
- 1 pistol cu bile de plastic (pentru caini agresivi)

In portbagaj:
- o rola cu pungi de menaj
- 1 bidon cu apa plata 5 litri (de baut)
- 1 bidon cu apa de la robinet, 10 litri (spalat pe maini)
- 1 sapun in sapuniera, trusa cosmetice
- 1 prosop
- 1 olita (deoarece in vama Giurgiulesti nu exista toaleta, nici la romani, nici la moldoveni, e necesara pentru copil)
- 1 pereche de sosete curate
- 1 tricou curat
- daca merg pe distante mai mari, obligatoriu (chiar daca am "promisa" cazarea): cort, saltea pneumatica plus pompa aferenta, saci dormit plus perna, butelie voiaj.

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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:20
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:15)
Ce am eu.


- 1 pereche de sosete curate
- 1 tricou curat
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Era vorba despre masina, nu despre sifonierul din casa.


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:24
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Pai le tine in masina ca in sifonier tine zestrea de rachiu.


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:24
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:15)
Ce am eu.
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Iar dormi în mașină? sad.gif

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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:24
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Ca sa poata fugi mai repede daca il cauta ala cu peria.


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:24
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O funie de usturoi n-ar fi avut si profu' in masina. sad.gif


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:27
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Eu ii facusem un compliment, ca in comparatie cu tine care te stergi cu curul lui base la gura, el se stergea cu hartie inginerica wink.gif
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si cica nu ai probleme. wacko.gif Tie cred ca si daca iti zic portocale, incep sa te tavalesti pe jos si sa dai cu curul de pamant radmasa.gif

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dupa ce te stergi la gurita de bale, te rog sa nu scrii pe aici, cauta mai bine telefonul de la socola happy.gif


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:28
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Care casa, tu nu vezi ca domn profesor doarme in masina?


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:34
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QUOTE(aphophis @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:27)
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Btw:

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Ui' ma grecule ce avatar misto wub.gif


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post 26 Jun 2011, 22:59
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QUOTE(Neagu Ionut @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:28)
Care casa, tu nu vezi ca domn profesor doarme in masina?
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Omule, daca io merg la serviciu, am ore de la 8 la 16, apoi bijnita pana noaptea tarziu, totusi nu cam miroase a "acid putoric" prin masina, de la transpiratie? Normal ca ma clatesc un pic de transpiratie, imi schimb sosetele, tricoul... blush.gif


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post 26 Jun 2011, 23:00
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Cand te duci la bijnita iei tricoul gaurit pe tine, spune-le exact ca ei nu se pricep. sad.gif


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post 26 Jun 2011, 23:02
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post 26 Jun 2011, 23:16
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:59)
Omule, daca io merg la serviciu, am ore de la 8 la 16, apoi bijnita pana noaptea tarziu, totusi nu cam miroase a "acid putoric" prin masina, de la transpiratie? Normal ca ma clatesc un pic de transpiratie, imi schimb sosetele, tricoul...  blush.gif
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post 27 Jun 2011, 06:23
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:59)
imi schimb sosetele, tricoul...  blush.gif
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post 27 Jun 2011, 11:11
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QUOTE(Marty @ 26 Jun 2011, 22:28)
Asa, ontopic!
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ce va place dom'le asa mult la remove before flight?


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post 27 Jun 2011, 12:28
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 26 Jun 2011, 22:15)
Ce am eu.


In torpedou:


- absorbante huh.gif


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post 27 Jun 2011, 12:28
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ba eu am si servetele umede, si uscate... guma nu am ca pe caldurile astea.....

deci sunt doar jumatate cocalar.... mam lenestit....


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post 27 Jun 2011, 12:49
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Io am lavete umede.


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:21
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Am facut si io inventarul cu ce-am gasit prin torpedou.

- 3 becuri frana
- 1 bec pozitie
- 10 holzsuruburi, de diverse marimi.
- 1 dop cauciuc
- 1 cutit vanatoare
- 1 manometru
- 2 cutii chibrite
- 1 pachet de tigari, 90% gol.
- 1 moneda de 25 de bani (pre '89)
- 3 monede de 50 de bani (valabile)
- ceva sarma de aluminiu.
- niste hartiute, pe una din ele erau notate niste numere de telefon.

Va las pe voi sa decideti unde ma incadrez 04.gif .


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:24
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La categoria "tataia".


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:24
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@bucatzel: Pe unde ziceai ca esti moderator? rolleyes.gif

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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:28
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Prin aria asociata masinii din semnatura, in principal tongue.gif .

Ce nu inteleg eu nici de-al dracu', is holzsuruburile alea.


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:31
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E mai simplu sa pinzi tablele care iti pica de pe masina cu ele decat cu surub si piulita tongue.gif


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:38
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QUOTE(yhattori @ 27 Jun 2011, 11:11)
ce va place dom'le asa mult la remove before flight?
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Asa o fi la oamenii astia care are tangente cu aviatia.


QUOTE(bucatzel @ 27 Jun 2011, 13:28)

Ce nu inteleg eu nici de-al dracu',  is holzsuruburile alea.
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Ce nu inteleg io, e ca am gasit in rucsacul folosit pe post de bagaj de cabina un burghiu pe care l-am plimbat TM - Munchen - Chicago - Kansas City - Dallas - Seattle - Chicago - Munchen - TM, FARA sa fie descoperit de agentii de securitate.

Cum naiba o ajuns burghiul ala acolo? nedumerire.gif

In masina am gasit un surub M3 si doua saibe.


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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:44
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QUOTE(aphophis @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:27)
si cica nu ai probleme.  wacko.gif Tie cred ca si daca iti zic portocale, incep sa te tavalesti pe jos si sa dai cu curul de pamant  radmasa.gif
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Ma tu dupa ce ca esti prost mai si semnalizezi, ca pana ma dau eu cu curul de pamant vad ca te dai tu.


QUOTE(aphophis @ 26 Jun 2011, 23:27)
dupa ce te stergi la gurita de bale, te rog sa nu scrii pe aici, cauta mai bine telefonul de la socola  happy.gif
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Ti-au taiat netul acolo? Am sunat la socola dar mi-au spus ca esti ocupat cu o camasa de forta.

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Inventar torpedo`:
1.Servetele umede pentru bord
2.O bucata cablu
Sub Cidipleiar:
1.Guma Turbo
2.Abonament innot
3.Servetele Muci
4. O carte de vizita
In Portbagaj:
1.6 prezoane
2.Trusa scule
3.Doua triunghiuri reflectorizante + Trusa de prim ajutor + Extinctor
4.Cheie roti
5.Hartie ingienica
6.Curea(pica pantalonii de pe mine)
7.Doua becuri de pozitie
8.Doua semnalizari albe de Supernova
9.Silicon auto
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post 27 Jun 2011, 13:56
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QUOTE(marksman @ 27 Jun 2011, 14:38)
FARA sa fie descoperit de agentii de securitate.
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Eu am in torpedou o cutiuta mica cu sigurante fuzibile, o cutie cu becuri (cate unu de fiecare fel), un pix, un sul de hartie igenica, o borseta cu cd-uri si un tub de silicon pentru bord.
In portbagaj am extinctor, triunghi reflectorizant, trusa de prim ajutor, si o cutie cu cateva scule.


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Ce nu inteleg io, e ca am gasit in rucsacul folosit pe post de bagaj de cabina un burghiu pe care l-am plimbat TM - Munchen - Chicago - Kansas City - Dallas - Seattle - Chicago - Munchen - TM, FARA sa fie descoperit de agentii de securitate.


ia incearca cu o sticla de borsec, sa vezi cum dai de dracu'!


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