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Marty
post 16 Sep 2010, 16:24
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post 16 Sep 2010, 16:40
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Dragi colegi de forum. Nu incercati sa intelegeti un posesor de manta .
la un dealer de opel. Clientul: Io, ai hm aa vrea o sa mm da hei
Dealerul:Da deci vreti o Manta rosie
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post 16 Sep 2010, 17:15
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si posesorii de MantaB???


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post 16 Sep 2010, 18:04
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Manta B a aparut dupa Manta A pentru posesorii scoliti. Au invatat A si B.


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QUOTE(bion @ 16 Sep 2010, 16:40)
Dragi colegi de forum. Nu incercati sa intelegeti un posesor de manta .
la un dealer de opel. Clientul: Io, ai hm aa vrea  o sa mm da hei
Dealerul:Da deci vreti o Manta rosie
Posesorii de Ascona se intalnesc anual la Ascona cei de Monza la Monza cei de Manta cauta inca pe harta Manta
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Dupa o jumatate de ora vine iar mosul:
- Mai aveti naftalina?
- Da, mosule.
- Mai da-mi vreo 10 pungi.
Dupa o ora, iar vine mosul:
- Mai aveti naftalina?
- Da, mosule.
- Atunci da-mi-o pe toata.
- Bine, mosule, dar cate molii ai matale?
- Una.
- Si va trebuie atata naftalina ca sa omorati o molie?
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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:42
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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:45
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QUOTE(cosmin_2300 @ 17 Sep 2010, 10:42)
Poate-s eu prea adormit ... da' ce-i asa de amuzant la poza aia?!  unsure.gif
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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:46
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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:46
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QUOTE(cosmin_2300 @ 17 Sep 2010, 10:42)
Poate-s eu prea adormit ... da' ce-i asa de amuzant la poza aia?!  unsure.gif
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Inlocuieste 3,14 cu PI sh-ai sa vezi


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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:48
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3.14 = pi...



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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:51
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post 17 Sep 2010, 10:51
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:02
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:06
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:08
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:09
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QUOTE(Marty @ 17 Sep 2010, 12:02)
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:20
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:27
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post 17 Sep 2010, 11:53
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QUOTE(cosmin_2300 @ 17 Sep 2010, 11:08)
Chiar ca asta e banc de matematician  laugh.gif
M-a dus gandul la orice, numai la "pi" nu  tongue.gif
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Omu', vezi ca nu tre' sa fii matematician sa fi auzit de pi! nono.gif
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post 17 Sep 2010, 12:18
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A?
N-am zis ca n-am auzit de pi, dar asta nu inseamna ca daca vad 314 ma duce cu gandul la pi! Nici macar nu observasem ca la numar e scrisa combinatia 314!
Mai bine las-o tu ... ca macane rolleyes.gif

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post 17 Sep 2010, 15:29
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3,14 e o aproximare grosiera a celebrului π ( pi )
La fel e si 3,14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 , dar mai mancam noi o paine pana se lungesc atat de mult numerele de inmatriculare.

Ca si banc adiacent...

-Ba tu stii de ce fac rotile trenului tot timpul tac-tac tac-tac?
-Di ce?
-Pai rotile sunt rotunde, da?
-Da.
-Si care-i aria cercului?
- Pi ori raza la patrat.
- No vezi... de la patratul ala tacane.


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post 17 Sep 2010, 20:19
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post 17 Sep 2010, 21:09
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QUOTE(bion @ 16 Sep 2010, 17:40)
Dragi colegi de forum. Nu incercati sa intelegeti un posesor de manta .
la un dealer de opel. Clientul: Io, ai hm aa vrea  o sa mm da hei
Dealerul:Da deci vreti o Manta rosie
Posesorii de Ascona se intalnesc anual la Ascona cei de Monza la Monza cei de Manta cauta inca pe harta Manta
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Uite-l aici pe harta sleep.gif

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post 17 Sep 2010, 21:49
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Fara cuvinte!

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post 17 Sep 2010, 22:48
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QUOTE(bucatzel @ 17 Sep 2010, 16:29)
3,14 e o aproximare grosiera a celebrului π ( pi )
La fel e si 3,14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
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post 17 Sep 2010, 22:49
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post 17 Sep 2010, 22:51
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eu sunt un fost posibil viitor inginer....


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post 18 Sep 2010, 03:18
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Stati olecutica ca io nu pricep.... Adica, daca vedeti voi un numar de masina care se termina cu "ZDA", va mai trebe sa fiti matematicieni ca sa va ganditi la oaresice ?
Dar voi, altfel, la ce va ganditi toata ziulica fratilor, ma rog ? .. ma intreb si eu asa ....

Auzi scuza, ca nu-s matematiciceni ... ptiiiii.....

Pi aproximativ, auzi!
Pai daca voi stati sa verificati precizia lu' pi, ca s-o identificati ....


Cu condescendenta,

Matematicianu' pragmatic.

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