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walleye
post 31 Aug 2005, 10:59
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...pe podul de la albina peste timis. mergeam in spatele unui aro 244 cu remorca
si ma gindeam sa comit o infractiune si sa-l depasesc, cind individa(!) de linga
sofer lasa geamul jos, scoate fundul pe geam si incepe pardon si sa ma ierte
moderatorii, sa se cace. statem si ma uitam ca hipnotizat la produsul finit cum
iese si iese pina s-a rupt si a cazut pe marginea drumului. dupa care respectiva
si-a retractat posteriorul in cabina si a ridicat geamul.

n-am avut nici aparat de fotat, nici pasageri in masina dar jur ca asa s-a
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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:01
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Da ce viteza avea?

S-a sters? blink.gif



Zii merci ca nu te-ai trezit pe parbriz cu un mic....norocel.



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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:01
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se grabeau la nunta, ce vrei? si tu acuma...repede cu critica.

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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:03
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Ce sa faci dom'ne , mare lucru si fiziologia asta...... biggrin.gif


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:03
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dadea cu noroc in populatie.

in locul tau, as juca la loto smile.gif


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:05
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Si de unde stii ca era o individa? Numai dupa fund? Poate era vreun epilat!
si nu s-a si sters?? Bine ca nu avea diarie de dupa bere tip vopsea ca facea ARO-ul maroniu deschis si poate si pe tine.
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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:07
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@dizzy: avea par lung. pe cap. si i-am vazut si moaca prin geamurile de la aro.
asa-mi trebuie daca nu pastrez distanta minima de siguranta....


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:09
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Sa inteleg ca te-a atins o bucata de rahat? Anunt oficial ca urmatorul castig la loto 6 din 49 se duce la Timisoara! biggrin.gif

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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:12
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Asta chiar ca-i culmea , mai ales ca drumul pe pod este cu denivelari , bietul sofer ... oare ce era-n sufletul lui . biggrin.gif
Individa avea ochii bulbucati ?... de efort.

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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:14
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O alta ipoteza plauzibila:se prea poate ca biata femeie sa fi alimentat din mers , exact cum fac avioanele.Mai multe detalii cred ca ne poate furniza Marty.(ma refer bineinteles la avioane,parasute si alte furnituri)

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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:18
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Da ce are Marty cu parasutele? Eu stiam ca avea treaba cu niste saibe wink.gif


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:19
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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:21
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Ce bietu' sofer...???!!!!
Nu va dati seama de ce factura erau ce-i doi ca sa se preteze la asa ceva????Si el si ea...


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:22
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QUOTE(Marty @ 31 Aug 2005, 12:19)
Va maninca circa?  dry.gif
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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:25
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eterna si fascinanta romanie...(cu r mic)


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:38
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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:51
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io cred ca se putea intampla si intr-o zi de iarna.


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post 31 Aug 2005, 11:52
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Pana unde s-a ajuns nene ... auzi tu sa faca treaba mare si sa nu se stearga dupa! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:31
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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:35
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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:39
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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:41
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Incredibil...sa-mi trag nervul optic ! radmasa.gif si chiar in Timisoara tineretii mele ! Noroc ca a fost tipa...ar fi meritat ca animalul sa fie mascul, ca poate la denivelarile drumului, ii zornaiau putin bilutele de portiera sau dunga geamului si-l potolea !


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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:42
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Bertro, eram chiar incantat de ce-au adus azi la masa...

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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:43
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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:53
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Of of... Sper ca nu avea numar de timis... mad.gif cand am vazut ca e vorba de podul ala, ma gandeam ca e ceva totusi de bine despre Timisoareni... Dupa ce am citit tot... M-am facut mic si m-am bagat sub birou... Mi-a fost rusine cat am citit topicul...


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post 31 Aug 2005, 12:56
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QUOTE(Yva @ 31 Aug 2005, 12:53)
Of of... Sper ca nu avea numar de timis... mad.gif  cand am vazut ca e vorba de podul ala, ma gandeam ca e ceva totusi de bine despre Timisoareni... Dupa ce am citit tot... M-am facut mic si m-am bagat sub birou... Mi-a fost rusine cat am citit topicul...
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post 31 Aug 2005, 13:01
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Chiar ca incredibil, nemaivazut, nemaiauzit. Auzi frate, ca vaca, din mers. Doamne ce mila imi e de masina aia care o suporta. Da si boul de la volan... wacko.gif

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post 31 Aug 2005, 13:04
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post 31 Aug 2005, 13:51
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din relatare reiese ca cetateanca nu purta lenjerie intima, ceea ce inseamna ca foarte probabil era o piranda. pun pariu ca cel de la volan asculta manele in vremea asta.

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