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post 16 Apr 2007, 16:55
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Deci cum spune si in topic, vreau sa ma apuc de furat mirese.

Ce sa cerem de la ginerica pt rascumparare?


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:00
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Poate nu o sa mai vrei sa o dai inapoi biggrin.gif si atunci la ce sa mai ceri rascumparare? biggrin.gif


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:01
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poate nu o sa o mai primeasca ala inapoi smile.gif))) sa vezi atunci distractie biggrin.gif


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:02
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pai te orientezi: o lada de sampanie sa i-o dai inapoi; un BMW sa nu i-o mai dai.. biggrin.gif


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:05
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te-ai gandit bine e o buna afacere,daca prinzi cateva nunti de gen prigoana-bahmuteanca te-ai scos cu cateva mii de euro(la ce banii are omu) smile.gif


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:06
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buhhahaha tare asta smile.gif) ia mireasa na mireasa ia mireasa na mireasa smile.gif)


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post 16 Apr 2007, 17:13
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post 16 Apr 2007, 18:31
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post 16 Apr 2007, 18:38
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Opinia mea e ca sunteti in eroare! Nu se numeste "furtul" miresei ci "rapirea" miresei, si asta deoarece, atunci cand ceri ceva la schimb - santaj ordinar dealtfel, nu se cheama furt - se cheama rapire. Iar incitarea la acte de natura terorista se pedepseste cu ani buni de inchisoare (la guantanamo). Acum, lasand off-topicul la o parte, crrd ca rasplata e in functie de mireasa: daca e oana zavoranu, eu n-as da nimic sa o aduca inapoi: daca vrea, bine, daca nu, si mai bine! In schimb, daca mireasa e anna lesko, atunci se poate negocia de la un teren in pipera la un bentley sau la o viluta in snagov! ce ziceti?


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post 16 Apr 2007, 18:47
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post 16 Apr 2007, 18:58
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QUOTE(Sony @ 16 Apr 2007, 19:47)
Anna Lesko se da ca supliment la Logan. 04.gif
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unde, unde?


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post 16 Apr 2007, 19:07
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post 16 Apr 2007, 19:10
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post 16 Apr 2007, 19:55
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post 16 Apr 2007, 20:01
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post 16 Apr 2007, 20:09
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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:28
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QUOTE(SUPERCAR @ 16 Apr 2007, 18:05)
te-ai gandit bine e o buna afacere,daca prinzi cateva nunti de gen prigoana-bahmuteanca te-ai scos cu cateva mii de euro(la ce banii are omu) smile.gif
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L.E. : XMihai , vrei sa te insori si nu stii ce iti vor cere "rapitorii" ? radmasa.gif

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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:36
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La noi in Hellas in Thessaly province nu se fura miresa, but avem obicei: mireasa este testata daca virgina este by tatal mirelui by fisting (cu degete in romaneste?) daca este virgin, daca nue nunta is cancelled.


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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:39
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si cele care nu mai sunt virgine cum se casatoresc? icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:42
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se castoresc in alte provinci, nula noi in Thessaly.


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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:44
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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:47
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QUOTE(Markos @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:36)
La noi in Hellas in Thessaly province nu se fura miresa, but avem obicei: mireasa este testata daca virgina este by tatal mirelui by fisting (cu degete in romaneste?) daca este virgin, daca nue nunta is cancelled.
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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:47
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1. ii luati placerea lui ginerica radmasa.gif
2. din punct de vedere medical "virginitatea" se poate reface. ce facceti in cazul asta huh? wink.gif




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Din cate stiu eu se organizeaza un targ pentru asa ceva si de obicei e frecventat de barbatii care au divortat.


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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:48
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QUOTE(LoganDeViteza @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:47)
pai cum sa-l las pe tacsu sa vaza daca sunt depilata????  wacko.gif  ohmy.gif
si ...cum???? ohmy.gif adicatelea yo ramana nemaritata???? mad.gif  wacko.gif  ohmy.gif
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nu se uita icon_mrgreen.gif ca inchide ochii cand baga mana si se concentreaza ...adanc laugh.gif


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hymenus nue rupt by fisting, duar testing, ginerica nu pioerde nicio placere!


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QUOTE(bj @ 16 Apr 2007, 22:47)
Din cate stiu eu se organizeaza un targ pentru asa ceva si de obicei e frecventat de barbatii care au divortat.
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targ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohmy.gif ...maica precista!!!!!!...pai ce bre...mai nou femeie=fulga????? ohmy.gif wacko.gif mad.gif
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post 16 Apr 2007, 21:53
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deci fetele mai "zburdalnice" fac nunta in alta localitate si apoi se intorc si devin femei ascultatoare la casele lor wink.gif


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da ce n-ai mai vazut... cum era si ala de pe muntele Gaina... numai ca asta-i de "refuzate" ca sa le zic asa.

si parintii incearca sa le marite oferind o zestre mai mare...

... Markos... zii ca nu mai stiu sigur daca e asa...


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