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post 3 May 2012, 17:47
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Bai nene, da' care-i faza cu km astia?
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12345 km reali.


Exista km complecsi? Si in consecinta, si de-aia imaginari?
Sau mai exista si samsari tam sinceri, care spun si cat afiseaza bordul si cati are de fapt masina?


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post 7 May 2012, 10:32
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Vand 1 dosar complet rabla, pret 2700 roni. Bucuresti.
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post 7 May 2012, 11:15
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QUOTE(bucatzel @ 3 May 2012, 18:47)
Bai nene, da' care-i faza cu km astia?
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12345 km reali.


Exista km complecsi? Si in consecinta, si de-aia imaginari?
Sau mai exista si samsari tam sinceri, care spun si cat afiseaza bordul si cati are de fapt masina?
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Exista kilometri echivalenti. Adica 100 km drum de tara, inmultiti cu 0.3 coeficient de corectie, dau 130 km echivalenti. tongue.gif A nu se intelege ca aia care pun in discutie kilometrii reali ar stii despre ce-i vorba.

Sub regimul de trista amintire al odiosilor sinistri asa se calculau consumurile, precum si kilometrii dintre doua revizii.

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post 7 May 2012, 12:40
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Adica 100 km drum de tara, inmultiti cu 0.3 coeficient de corectie, dau 130 km echivalenti.
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Io la aritmetica am invatat ca 100 inmultit cu 1.3 egal 130.


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post 7 May 2012, 12:40
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S-a exprimat gresit, 0.3 e coeficientul de spaga pedelista.


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post 7 May 2012, 12:41
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post 7 May 2012, 12:41
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post 8 May 2012, 08:51
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Aha, cred ca inteleg. Da' in cazul kmp, care-i coeficientul?


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post 8 May 2012, 09:21
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la kmp totul este la puterea a doua !


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post 8 May 2012, 09:26
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post 8 May 2012, 09:27
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QUOTE(corbex @ 7 May 2012, 12:15)
Sub regimul de trista amintire al odiosilor sinistri asa se calculau consumurile, precum si kilometrii dintre doua revizii.
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Era chiar mai complicat decat ai prezentat matale. Era un normativ pentru consumul asta.
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post 14 May 2012, 21:35
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QUOTE(gxd @ 7 May 2012, 18:57)
3900 euro - Scenic RX4, 1998 cm3 benzina, 186.000 km, 139 CP [...] Consum extraurban 7,5% - urban 10%. Distributie facuta recent.

Masina poate fi vazuta in Bucuresti - piata Sudului (accept test service)
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post 16 May 2012, 08:49
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scaune pentru copii...tinute in grajd? wtf?!?


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post 16 May 2012, 08:52
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NU orice fel de copii! Omul vinde scaune pentru copii de masina. Pentru copii de autobuz n-are.


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post 24 May 2012, 11:52
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QUOTE(QuickD @ 15 May 2012, 22:27)
Vand Megane 2 Bicorpe 1.6 16V, Echipare Extreme, 62000 KM.
Pret: 8500 EUR
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Vand Megane 2 Bicorpe 1.6 16V, Echipare Extreme, 63000 KM.
Pret: 9000 EUR negociabil
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Deci, cine spunea ca Megane-urile se ieftinesc cu trecerea timpului si km mai multi? sleep.gif


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post 24 May 2012, 11:54
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Oare el chiar crede ca gaseste sa o dea cu 9000 euro ?


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post 24 May 2012, 13:05
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post 24 May 2012, 14:24
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post 24 May 2012, 14:32
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post 13 Jun 2012, 09:51
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Vand catalizator aproape nou. Provine de pe un Megane 1 facelift, an fabr 2001, motor 1,6 i - 16V. Pretul este de 300 ron. [attachmentid=1627817170] [attachmentid=1627817171] [attachmentid=1627817172] [attachmentid=1627817173]
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post 13 Jun 2012, 12:36
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post 13 Jun 2012, 12:43
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post 19 Jun 2012, 19:27
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post 23 Jun 2012, 18:03
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post 29 Jun 2012, 11:05
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Vand Logan MCV 1,6 16v 105 cp, echiparea de top Laureate, 4 geamuri electrice, 6 airbag-uri, oglinzi electrice, proiectoare ceata etc.
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2 frontale, 2 in scaune si 2 in stalpi = 6 airbag-uri.
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QUOTE(arkon @ 29 Jun 2012, 10:29)
Da are 4 airbag-uri, dar in masina are si pe scaune si pe stalpi chestia aia pe care scrie "Airbag".
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post 25 Jul 2012, 22:56
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E clar ca sunt retard. De ce as da 250 de iepuroi (o revizie) ca sa imi phuta careva iremediabil masina???

Zau intreb pe bune, ca e clar ceva care imi scapa.


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post 25 Jul 2012, 23:00
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Nu-i iremediabil, că-i din soft.


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post 25 Jul 2012, 23:11
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Omul spune ca e definitiv. Ma rog, si reversibil sa fie, tot nu inteleg.


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post 25 Jul 2012, 23:22
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Da' imi explica si mie careva cum se dezactiveaza un filtru din soft?


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post 26 Jul 2012, 08:49
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QUOTE(autodiag06 @ 25 Jul 2012, 23:46)
ANULARE / DEZACTIVARE FILTRU DE PARTICULE  DPF - FAP  Pt. orice MARCA si MODEL AUTO !  ANULARE DEFINITIVA !!! ATENTIE !

SUPER OFERTA !  ANULARE / DEZACTIVARE FILTRU DE PARTICULE (DPF-FAP) DIN CALCULATORUL DE MOTOR CU DOAR 250 EURO !!! Oferta valbila pentru orice marca si model auto.  OFERTA LIMITATA !!!   Tel: -
Va oferim posibilitatea anularii filtrului de particule DPF/FAP (DPF OFF) la motorizarile turbodiesel ce prezinta aceste dispozitive.
Filtrele de particule infundate, neregenerabile creeaza probleme mari la motoarele diesel echipate cu asftel de dispozitive, ca de exemplu: – pierdere de putere prin post injectie – distrugerea motorului prin rulaj frecvent avand postinjectie – erori pe bord, becuri aprinse – fum negru – distrugerea turbinei , etc – bani si timp pierdut. Anularea filtrului de particule se face la nivelul softului de gestionare a injectiei electronice. Nu intervenim in nici un fel prin modificari fizice sau mecanice ale acestor componente. SUPER PRET ! 50% REDUCERE ! Telefon: -
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