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post 26 Sep 2007, 22:52
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Nu dati cu pietre, se intampla in fiecare zi, e un adevar, si nu ar strica niste "hint-uri".
Ok. Sa incepem
Cum e mai bine?
In direct?(fata in fata; mano a mano)
Prin telefon?
Prin sms? (aia cu credit limitat?)
Prin cunostinte comune?
Inscris cu cuiul pe capota masinii?
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Dupa ce am patit in seara asta am cam ajuns la concluzia ca prima varianta pica din punctul meu de vedere. Bocete si rugaminiti din partea ei 256.gif , dar eu cool.gif , neclintit nono.gif . Motivul? Pai la Hollywood ii zice (la naiba ca am uitat, cred ca berea e de vina biggrin.gif)...... caractere diferite parca. Adica ea tinea la mine wub.gif dar eu bla bla bla.gif nimic pentru ea. Asa ca mai bine acum decat mai tarziu. Ce s-o mai lungim ca eu oricum plec din oras si ea ramane aici, eu cu ochii dupa "prada" si ea cu gandu la mine.

P.s.: Nu se tine cont de look-ul persoanei respective, m-ati lua la bataie daca ati vedea pe cine am lasat, asta ca sa nu o dam in diverse cum se cam intampla pe aici pe forum. Scurt si la obiect, v-ati plictisit, v-a inselat, v-a enervat, nu e destul de inteligent/-a (adica nu stie sa aduca berea si sa nu stea in fata televizorului), ma intelegeti, orice motiv, cum sa scapam cat mai usor?!

Da-ti-i drumu...

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post 26 Sep 2007, 22:57
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Cea mai buna metoda : te porti foarte urat si indiferent astfel incat sa-ti dea ea papucii happy.gif
Mai exista si o metoda nesimtita, dar nu o spun happy.gif


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:00
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Ii dai sms sau o suni si-i zici:
* ce faci pisi?ne putem intalni azi? hai ca am o surpriza pentru tine nebunatico mica.....ea se va topi toata si normal ca va accepta !
- te vezi cu ea undeva la un fast-food sau chiar in parc daca vremea o permite,cu o cutie frumos ambalata cu niste inimi pe ea si o funda mare si rosie(fara flori-ce-i mult strica) si-i zici: asta-i pentru tine...il meriti din plin!
-ea o sa fie emotionat.gif si o sa zica ceva de genu: hai ma puiuuu...nu trebuia sa te deranjezi; tu o sa-i zici ca a fost placerea ta si o inviti sa desfaca cadoul!
ea o sa-l deschida foarte emotionata si o sa vada o mare pereche de papuci meid in obor si un biletel pe care scrie: adios lo pido pisi harhar.gif si la final ii mai zici: ai grija de tine!ciao cool.gif


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:08
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Deci asta e un topic care promite...as zice ca e mai tare decat cel cu preocuparile pe buda! biggrin.gif
Eu sunt pentru face2face, dar poate mai invat cate ceva de aici...


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:15
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Trage-ti-o cu o prietena buna de-a ei...da' ai grija sa si afle.


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:16
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Prietena buna sau buna in general ? happy.gif Ce faci daca are numai prietene urate ? biggrin.gif


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:21
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Ideal ar fi sa scapi cat mai usor, nu dupa o partida de bash.gif . Spre exemplu eu a trebuit sa inchid telefoanele acum ca vorba aia dintr-o manea care nu stiu de ce imi vine in minte acum ca eu nu ascult asa ceva : "Suna telefoanele .... ca dracii, Si vin milioanele...". radmasa.gif


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post 26 Sep 2007, 23:26
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post 27 Sep 2007, 00:13
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si ce te faci "bre'' daca pe urma te va cauta cu "Mircea Radu" ??? rolleyes.gif

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post 27 Sep 2007, 00:27
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Da-i pe mes linku catre topicul asta smile.gif


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post 27 Sep 2007, 08:00
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Well...cel mai bine e face to face, ii explici calm si clar de ce, cu cine si cand. tongue.gif


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post 27 Sep 2007, 08:41
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face 2 face. Daca vrei sa fii gentleman. Daca nu, aplici alte metode insirate pe aici.


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post 27 Sep 2007, 08:58
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Eu am aplicat metoda telefonului,insa eram departe.... apoi face 2 face...si gata... cred... huh.gif


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:06
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Ce topic interesant. Bre disaster acum or sa sara baietii ca vor o poza cu fata si ca ti-o consoleaza ei. Poti sa ii spui ca ai mai multi pretendenti la postul de prieten, si ca ii faci intrarea pe forum daca vrea.

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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:07
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QUOTE(disaster @ 27 Sep 2007, 00:21)
Ideal ar fi sa scapi cat mai usor, nu dupa o partida de  bash.gif . Spre exemplu eu a trebuit sa inchid telefoanele acum ca vorba aia dintr-o manea care nu stiu de ce imi vine in minte acum ca eu nu ascult asa ceva : "Suna telefoanele .... ca dracii, Si vin milioanele...". radmasa.gif
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De telefoane scapi usor. Ultima domnisoara suna in disperare dupa ce ne-am despartit, asa ca am lasat vreo doua zile telefonul la o "prietena" buna, cu o voce cat mai calma si feminina care sa-i raspunda smile.gif. Va dati seama ca s-a potolit si am putut sa-mi pastrez si eu numarul pe care il am de mai bine de 7 ani.


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:18
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sau spunei ca il ai pe unu .... . ph34r.gif , ca esti gay de ceva timp...


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:20
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QUOTE(Shush @ 27 Sep 2007, 00:16)
Prietena buna sau buna in general ? happy.gif Ce faci daca are numai prietene urate ?

Buna la toate. Eu nu fac nimic, el tre' sa faca.

QUOTE(disaster @ 27 Sep 2007, 00:21)
Ideal ar fi sa scapi cat mai usor, nu dupa o partida de  bash.gif

Daca si sa dai la buci e greu si nasol... rolleyes.gif Da' spune-i nene ca esti gay si cu asta basta.

LE: laugh.gif a zis david inainte

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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:24
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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:26
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QUOTE(TMihai @ 27 Sep 2007, 10:20)
Daca si sa dai la buci e greu si nasol... rolleyes.gif Da' spune-i nene ca esti gay si cu asta basta.

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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:30
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Daca ii spui ca esti gay sa nu te intrebe: "Da tu ii sugi p... aluia?"


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:32
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simplu si la obiect. de azi s-a terminat punct.

ps partea nasola vine cand esti tu de cealalta parte tongue.gif


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:49
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Face 2 Face. Daca devine isterica...e grav smile.gif)))). Daca plange, e grav. Cazul ideal este cand isi pastreaza o figura impasibila, si iti spune ca de fapt asta vrea si ea, dar ii era tarsa sa-ti spuna.


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post 27 Sep 2007, 09:56
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Poate ai vreun amic care o place. Te ajuta cu drag sa-ti rezolvi problema.


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post 27 Sep 2007, 10:06
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QUOTE(liviu_lb @ 27 Sep 2007, 10:56)
Poate ai vreun amic care o place. Te ajuta cu drag sa-ti rezolvi problema.

Da, da! Eventual sa fie pe DC...nu de alta da' o sa-i fie mai usor sa deschida un topic cu "cum sa scap de "problema" amicului pe care l-am ajutat?"


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sau poate sa zica...uite cu ce bunaciune mam ales........si comentariul sa nu fie ca cel din bancul de aici
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scrie-i aici numarul de telefon...ca te asiguram noi ca te lasa.
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