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post 13 Feb 2009, 19:48
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post 13 Feb 2009, 19:52
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:08
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:09
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QUOTE(skija @ 13 Feb 2009, 19:25)
hai cu citatele...
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:17
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:19
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:24
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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:39
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Da' nu ma (mai) agit carnatilor. Scandalurile astea vor continua, rabufniri vor mai exista. Si cand vor fi semnate sper sa apara semnaturi si la alea vechi. Si va calc pe cap, promit. Ma uit la voi, c-am sa am ocazia, si daca sunteti mai mici si mai nevolnici ca mine va bat de va cenzurati pe voi. V-o promit!


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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:40
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QUOTE(slider2 @ 13 Feb 2009, 00:44)
@bion era o gluma ceea ce am zis dupa, am vazut ca a mai spus cineva de genul inaintea mea.
mi-am mai adus aminte niste citate, unele mai inteligente, altele mai putin.

1. "say hello to my little friend"
2. "nu trage domn semaca, sunt eu lascarica"
3. "am avut noroc. ba n-ai avut fu**ti gura m**ii"
4. "you fuc**ng cockroach"
5. "aaa what's up doc??"
6. "that's all folks"
7. "i think i saw a pussycat. i did, i did" sau ca sa va da-ti seama mai bine ai tinc ai toa a puticat. ai did, ai did  tongue.gif
8. "e greu, a fost mereu, dar nu ca azi/50% canta, 50% sunt bodigarzi"
9. "totul in cartier se bazeaza pe c***e"
10. "de voi nu ma vreti, eu va vreu"
11. "i did not have sexual relations with that woman"
12. "ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do for your country"
13. "sa punem mana de la mana ca sa facem mai multe maini"
14. "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
15. "mai animalule'
16. "tu quoque, brute, fili mi"
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1. marti cand conducea masina pe centura
2. Ioan Sarbu, ministrul agriculturii la o partida de vanatoare cu adrian nastase
3. piturca la o partida de ruleta in cazino
4. un gandac-femela?
5. o ratsa cu chef de sex
6. un moderator de pe daciaclub
7. la fel ca la 1
8. michael jacsan in timpul unui concert la bucuresti
9. cantaretul ala gras cu voce subtire
10. alt moderator de pe daciaclub
11. hilary clinton
12. jfk... dupa care unu chiar a luat-o in serios
13. serban mihailescu (miki spaga)
14. emil boc in emisiunea lui andrei gheorghe de la antena 1
15. gigel la gradina zoologica din baneasa
16. elena basescu


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post 13 Feb 2009, 20:52
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post 13 Feb 2009, 22:18
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post 13 Feb 2009, 22:20
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post 13 Feb 2009, 23:01
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post 14 Feb 2009, 09:00
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Citata aproximativ: "ce de lucruri de care nu am nevoie"


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post 14 Feb 2009, 09:04
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post 14 Feb 2009, 09:24
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post 14 Feb 2009, 11:30
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Da' nu ma (mai) agit carnatilor. Scandalurile astea vor continua, rabufniri vor mai exista. Si cand vor fi semnate sper sa apara semnaturi si la alea vechi. Si va calc pe cap, promit. Ma uit la voi, c-am sa am ocazia, si daca sunteti mai mici si mai nevolnici ca mine va bat de va cenzurati pe voi. V-o promit!

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Bre, asta pare replica de maidanez! D-ala care cand e in avantaj vine si te musca de carnat ca e cu foamea in gland. Da' nu stiu cine e. Ne lamuresti matale? huh.gif


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post 14 Feb 2009, 12:17
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post 14 Feb 2009, 22:03
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post 14 Feb 2009, 22:06
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post 14 Feb 2009, 22:06
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post 14 Feb 2009, 22:08
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post 15 Feb 2009, 12:29
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Asta-i Jeniu cu referire la reputatia negativa. wink.gif
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post 16 Feb 2009, 09:53
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"da' DACS come from da' TRACS"....
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post 16 Feb 2009, 10:24
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QUOTE(Sony @ 14 Feb 2009, 11:30)

Bre, asta pare replica de maidanez! D-ala care cand e in avantaj vine si te musca de carnat ca e cu foamea in gland. Da' nu stiu cine e. Ne lamuresti matale?  huh.gif
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E unul pentru care marimea conteaza radmasa.gif

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post 16 Feb 2009, 10:47
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post 16 Feb 2009, 10:52
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post 16 Feb 2009, 11:00
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post 16 Feb 2009, 11:05
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 16 Feb 2009, 10:24)
E unul pentru care marimea conteaza  radmasa.gif
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 16 Feb 2009, 10:52)
Mi-e frica sa spun ca nu stiu daca e mai mare sau mai mic decat mine  tongue.gif
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Atunci stai cuminte pe coada ta si lasa-l in prostia lui!
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Vă referiți la dimensiunea .... prostiei? tongue.gif
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post 16 Feb 2009, 11:06
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