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bolidu
post 4 Mar 2009, 00:25
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Pai daca n-am ?!


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Iti cumperi bilet.


Ce faci prima si prima data dupa ce ai aflat ca ai castigat un milion de euroi ?!


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post 4 Mar 2009, 00:28
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Ii beau radmasa.gif
CE faci daca te inbeti?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 00:31
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ma dau la toate femeile bune
Ce faci daca afli ca de maine devi femeie? biggrin.gif


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C@talin
post 4 Mar 2009, 00:33
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Ma duc sa ard femei cat mai pot, ca porma ma ard alti pe mine biggrin.gif

Ce faci daca iti prinzi _|_ in slitz ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 02:20
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Ce faci daca te apuca treaba mare in timp ce faci sex?


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Marius97fer
post 4 Mar 2009, 09:27
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Membru cu IQ :)


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Iau o pauza.

Ce faci daca iei un pumn in gura?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 09:49
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Imi adun dinti de pe jos.

Ce faci cand nu mai ai dinti in gura?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 10:12
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ce faci daca aflii ca ea are SIDA si acum ai si tu?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 10:27
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...testamentul !!!

Ce faci daca afli ca de fapt analizele au fost ale altcuiva si tu nu ai SIDA?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 11:09
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...eu merg cu DACIA iar tu pe jos....


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ii dau in judecata pe vinovati si cer daune(dupa aia ma vedeti pe MERCEDES club) radmasa.gif

ce faci daca peste 5 ani chiar ai SIDA??


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koldun
post 4 Mar 2009, 11:44
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un om


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Nu ma mai vedeti pe Merc Club!
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Marius97fer
post 4 Mar 2009, 11:54
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Imi pun la indoiala personalitatea.

Ce faci daca esti inconjurat de pitipoance ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 12:03
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Ma joc cu toate pana la epuizare si apoi le dau cu flit
Ce faci daca afli ca fratitu e gay?


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C@talin
post 4 Mar 2009, 13:19
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Nu am frate 04.gif ,dar las duce la fufe

Ce faci daca afli de la colegi ca maine esti concediat. ?


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koldun
post 4 Mar 2009, 13:31
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un om


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Iti dai demisia.





Ce faci daca afli ca au facut o gluma? wacko.gif

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C@talin
post 4 Mar 2009, 14:50
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Le fac o vizita nevestelor lor cand ei sunt la munca 243.gif

ce faci daca nu se mai conecteaza messu icon_mrgreen.gif ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 14:54
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Inchid calculatorul ....

Ce faci daca iti gasesti masina blocata ( de alt sofer , nu de politie ) ? blush.gif

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C@talin
post 4 Mar 2009, 15:02
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ma duc doar sai dau cateva picioare in roata sai sune alarma,daca napare si chiar e urgentza sun la politie wink.gif

Ce faci daca gasesti masina zgariata 243.gif


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:03
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Ma duc la biserica si ma rog pentru glumet.

Ce faci daca devii pentru o zi presedinte?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:09
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Sef de trib


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Atac America.

Ce faci daca esti in trafic si iti vine sa te pisi si nu ai unde ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:43
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Ma dau jos si ma pis pe cazanu' meu. Sau daca am o sticla prin masina, o umplu.
Da ia zi tu ce faci daca te trece treaba mare in aceleasi conditii? radmasa.gif


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:48
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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ma "treaba mare " pe masina cui nu-mi place

da ce faci daca ramai cu loganu in camp?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:51
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CAut un cal sa trag carutza.
CE faci daca in avion stuardesa nu te baga in seama ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:52
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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o arunc pe geam
dar ce faci daca stewardeza era si pilot?

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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:55
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O sa iau parasuta cuiva din zbor,ce plm doar no sa mor radmasa.gif

CE faci daca te intalnesti cu o haita de caini ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 15:59
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Pai daca n-am ?!


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Ii iau la bolovani !

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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:01
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Miaun.

Ce faci daca te intalnesti cu Bombonel ?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:03
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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ii dau cu termopanu' in cap
dar ce faci daca te intalnesti cu Razgandeanu?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:25
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"Da banii pe taxa inapoi ca te tai, sa moar' mama... biggrin.gif "

Ce faci daca nu ai ce face?


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post 4 Mar 2009, 16:31
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Scrii pe daciaclub.

Ce faci daca nu functioneaza google?


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