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post 5 Mar 2009, 11:13
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o claxonez, ca daca nu e pe trecere, sigur e pe trotuar tongue.gif

ce faci daca blonda iti raspunde la claxon??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 12:06
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O i-au acasa!

Ce faci daca nu mai vrea sa plece?

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post 5 Mar 2009, 13:02
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o pastrezi si pt seara urmatoare radmasa.gif

ce faci daca tocmai ai aflat ca e pe ciclu si tu esti in ea? (putin probabil dar hei, e o posibilitate)

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post 5 Mar 2009, 13:21
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poi se presupune ca ai caciulita, deci oarecum nu prea ai contact direct, deci..... nu prea e bine, dar merge.

ce faci daca ei ii place si nu mai pleaca??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 13:42
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orice ai face NU te casatoresti cu ea blink.gif

ce faci daca esti prins in fapt cu amanta?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 13:53
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inviti si sotia/iubita biggrin.gif si iese un menage....

ce faci daca si sotia/iubita vrea ca blonda sa nu mai plece??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 14:22
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Imi zic, "Ba, sunt dat dracu!"

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post 5 Mar 2009, 14:23
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 5 Mar 2009, 10:47)
I-o cos cu sarma ruginita.
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deci tu esti ala care sia ucis nevasta ca il insela cu alta gagica radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 15:20
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i-o scot (verigheta)

ce faci daca nu iese??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 16:00
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i-o bag smile.gif)

Ce faci cand te prinde sefu tragand chiulu' ?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 16:08
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il intreb daca merge la o bere

ce faci daca la bere iti face avansuri??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 16:25
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Accept, iar in casa-l bat crunt. radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 17:09
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 5 Mar 2009, 16:25)
Accept, iar in casa-l bat crunt. radmasa.gif
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tu ai o problema cu bataia radmasa.gif


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post 5 Mar 2009, 19:08
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ce faci daca iei bataie de la boss?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 21:22
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Imi cer scuze ca l-am adus in situatia asta.

Ce faci daca-ti accepta scuzele?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 21:23
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ii sa zic sa-mi dea o marire de salariu, ca sa-l iert.

ce faci daca in loc de marire de salariu, te concediaza??


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post 5 Mar 2009, 21:37
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Il mai bat odata .

CE faci daca sefu e amantu sotiei ?


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post 5 Mar 2009, 21:40
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Atunci sa vezi bataie cu strigaturi radmasa.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 10:06
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 5 Mar 2009, 21:37)
Il mai bat odata .

CE faci daca sefu e amantu sotiei ?
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In sfarsut isi ia si sefu bataie.

Ce faci daca te prinde cutremurul pe WC ?(bineanteles cu o durere groaznica de burta)


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post 6 Mar 2009, 11:06
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Ce faci daca fratele tau (siamez) este homosexual si aveti un singur fund?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 11:07
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ma ridic si fug in strada.

ce faci daca ajungi in strada si constati ca nu a fost nimic grav si esti in curu gol plin de kk si se uita oamenii la tine ca la urs?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 11:09
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Ma trezesc. Era un vis urat.

Ce faci daca te trezesti ca esti singur singurel in toata lumea?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 11:33
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conduc toate masinile si motoarele pe care le visez si lansez o nucleara sa vad cum face biggrin.gif

ce faci daca ramai paralizat? blink.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 11:55
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Imi scurtez venele.

Ce faci daca se esti in Austria fara bani, masina si telefon? biggrin.gif


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post 6 Mar 2009, 12:07
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Caut un ATM.

Ce faci daca ti se deschide capota in timpul ce mergi pe autostrada si iti acopera parbrizul?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 12:12
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Scot capul pe geam.

Da ce faci daca geamu nu se deschide?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 12:14
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dau cu capu in el pana il sparg

Ce faci daca cand scoti capu pe geam te trezesti in gura cu o balega aruncata de celalat autoturism din fata ta. ?

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post 6 Mar 2009, 12:22
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mestec orbit ca e bun dupa orice masa biggrin.gif

ce faci daca n-ai orbit la tine??

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post 6 Mar 2009, 13:44
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Ma sterg la gura, ca nu e frumos sa mananci murdar pana la urechi biggrin.gif .

Ce faci daca intr-o zi esti teleportat pe luna?


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post 6 Mar 2009, 13:52
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Caut urmele lu' Armstrong si le sterg.

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