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JOC GEN Q: si A:, hai sa va vad la treaba!
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dacia
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SSilent |
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ii zambesc si imi vad de drum...
ce faci daca dupa 26 de ore de nefumat te mananca in cur si-ti aprinzi o tigara? asa cand erai atat de aproape? (caz real... eu acum ![]() |
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Dacia
1210
1986
- N/A dacie dezmembrata... in curs de RK ^_^
cu planuri de viitor (adica vise): -Yamaha Fazer 600 cm3 -Ford Escord 2000RS -Mercedes Benz W201 |
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dariusz |
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te scarpini
ce faci daca uiti ca ai in mina o tigara aprinsa , si te arzi ? |
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dacia
supernova
2002 europa
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Andy_ACS |
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#154
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![]() Yes, I'm not! Group: Members Posts: 6.304 Joined: 19 July 04 From: Craiova ![]() |
data viitoare nu mai uit
ce faci daca de maine 'se inchide' daciaclub? |
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SSilent |
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ma sinucid
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Dacia
1210
1986
- N/A dacie dezmembrata... in curs de RK ^_^
cu planuri de viitor (adica vise): -Yamaha Fazer 600 cm3 -Ford Escord 2000RS -Mercedes Benz W201 |
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Micutzu_BH |
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![]() Driving around Group: Members Posts: 283 Joined: 11 September 06 From: D'aci ia ![]() |
Renunt!
Ce faci cand nu faci nimic? ![]() |
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Dacia
Logan
Ambition - 2005 Este mai bine sa dezbati o intrebare fara sa o rezolvi, decat sa o rezolvi fara a o dezbate!
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koldun |
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#157
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![]() un om Group: Members Posts: 763 Joined: 1 November 07 From: CT ![]() |
Respir.
Ce faci ? |
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Renault
Captur
TCe 0.9 2016 Oh, I’m in no condition to drive! Wait a minute... I don’t have to listen to myself, I’m drunk...!
Homer Simpson |
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dariusz |
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acu am venit acasa
ce faci daca nu ai casa ? |
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dacia
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2002 europa
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Marius97fer |
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Imi fac una. Macar imaginar.
Ce faci cand ramai fara imaginatie? |
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Opel / Rover
Astra / 25
2000 / 2001 hecibec nu sunt inteligent
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koldun |
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![]() un om Group: Members Posts: 763 Joined: 1 November 07 From: CT ![]() |
Imi sun un prieten.
Ce faci cand ultimul produs la oferta -70% dorit neaaparat de tine, a fost cumparat de clientul din fata ta? |
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Renault
Captur
TCe 0.9 2016 Oh, I’m in no condition to drive! Wait a minute... I don’t have to listen to myself, I’m drunk...!
Homer Simpson |
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Marius97fer |
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Fac niste rugaciuni. Da oricum nu o sa tina, ca e ultimul produs
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Opel / Rover
Astra / 25
2000 / 2001 hecibec nu sunt inteligent
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SSilent |
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o felicit pe mama
ce faci daca iti moare cineva drag de ziua ta? ![]() |
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Dacia
1210
1986
- N/A dacie dezmembrata... in curs de RK ^_^
cu planuri de viitor (adica vise): -Yamaha Fazer 600 cm3 -Ford Escord 2000RS -Mercedes Benz W201 |
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bolidu |
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![]() Pai daca n-am ?! Group: Members Posts: 2.068 Joined: 1 July 06 From: Medgidalas ![]() |
m0rtii cu m0rtii vii cu vii .... (am scris cu 0 ca imi cenzureaza site-ul cuvantul scris cu o)
Ce faci cand intr-un lift te aflii cu o super blonda si ea trage un part ? This post has been edited by bolidu: 9 Mar 2009, 19:45 |
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Solenza Confort
2005
Opel Astra Coupe
- CT-XX-CMF Daca te lasi de fumat, de baut si de femei, nu traiesti mai mult, doar ti se pare ca timpul trece prea incet.
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koldun |
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Adulmeci...
Ce faci daca se blocheaza usa si ramaneti acolo pana vine un mecanic? |
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Renault
Captur
TCe 0.9 2016 Oh, I’m in no condition to drive! Wait a minute... I don’t have to listen to myself, I’m drunk...!
Homer Simpson |
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dariusz |
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acelasi lucru pe care l-as face daca in lift ar fi o super roscata !
ce faci daca tragi un pirt cind te afli in lift cu o suuuper mulatra ? |
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dacia
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2002 europa
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Alexu7 |
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Te umplide ciocolata!
Daca ea nu vrea, io ma mai duc? |
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DACIA POPnituita
1310 L
1998
- B6 incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
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dariusz |
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du-te , ca o sa gasesti acolo alta !
ce faci daca ai pofta de oua umplute , nu ai oua in casa , iar nevasta vrea sa le umple pe ale tale ? |
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dacia
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2002 europa
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neumann |
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o umplii tu cu continutul lor.
Ce faci daca nu vrea? |
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.. Americanii il vor pe Ciolos.. i-au dat si viza!
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gasesti alta care vrea, nu prea ai cum sa nu
ce faci daca iti place mai mult cea pe care ai gasit-o?? |
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symboala
neagra
2008 mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
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Micutzu_BH |
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O mai faci o data!
Ce faci daca va prinde sotul ei? |
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Dacia
Logan
Ambition - 2005 Este mai bine sa dezbati o intrebare fara sa o rezolvi, decat sa o rezolvi fara a o dezbate!
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Alexu7 |
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menaje a trois!
daca el nu vrea? |
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DACIA POPnituita
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Micutzu_BH |
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Il conving!
![]() Ce faci daca vine si sotia/prietena ta? |
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Dacia
Logan
Ambition - 2005 Este mai bine sa dezbati o intrebare fara sa o rezolvi, decat sa o rezolvi fara a o dezbate!
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Alexu7 |
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sta ala pe tusa!
Daca sotia face pana cand vine cu Dusteru? |
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DACIA POPnituita
1310 L
1998
- B6 incurajez efractia de bine in mintea omeneasca
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dariusz |
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pai mai bine sa faca , decit sa se tina !
ce te faci daca nu apare DUSTERU ? |
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dacia
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Micutzu_BH |
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Nimic, sunt convins ca nu apare!
Cand te gandesti sa-ti schimbi masina? |
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Dacia
Logan
Ambition - 2005 Este mai bine sa dezbati o intrebare fara sa o rezolvi, decat sa o rezolvi fara a o dezbate!
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cand voi avea una
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symboala
neagra
2008 mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
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Sun la tractari si la banca ca o sa coste reconstructia de motor.
Ce faci daca n-ai semnal la telefon acolo? |
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Renault
Latitude
2011 Life sucks. Enjoy
Viteza nu ucide, oprirea brusca da. |
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ideea era cum franezi, opresti masina.
ma urc intr-un copac, daca n-am semnal. ce faci daca ai nimerit intr-o localitate fara copaci?? (cam trasa de par, dar deh de amorul artei merge) |
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symboala
neagra
2008 mormantul n-are decat o singura usa... intrarea... atat.
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bolidu |
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Plantez repede unul si astept sa creasca (deh raspuns pe masura)
Ce faci daca in somn rostesti numele unei femei si te aude nevasta ? |
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Solenza Confort
2005
Opel Astra Coupe
- CT-XX-CMF Daca te lasi de fumat, de baut si de femei, nu traiesti mai mult, doar ti se pare ca timpul trece prea incet.
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Micutzu_BH |
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Ii spui ca ai avut cosmar!
![]() Ce faci pe DC/reno? This post has been edited by Micutzu_BH: 9 Mar 2009, 23:14 |
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Dacia
Logan
Ambition - 2005 Este mai bine sa dezbati o intrebare fara sa o rezolvi, decat sa o rezolvi fara a o dezbate!
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