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dariusz
post 7 Mar 2009, 16:52
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ii dau !

ce faci daca el e mai tare si iti da inapoi ?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 19:25
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ii zambesc si imi vad de drum...

ce faci daca dupa 26 de ore de nefumat te mananca in cur si-ti aprinzi o tigara? asa cand erai atat de aproape? (caz real... eu acum sad.gif )


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post 7 Mar 2009, 19:28
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te scarpini
ce faci daca uiti ca ai in mina o tigara aprinsa , si te arzi ?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 20:07
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data viitoare nu mai uit

ce faci daca de maine 'se inchide' daciaclub?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 20:16
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ma sinucid laugh.gif

ce faci daca nu ai cu ce sa te sinucizi?


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Micutzu_BH
post 7 Mar 2009, 20:48
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Renunt!

Ce faci cand nu faci nimic? 04.gif


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post 7 Mar 2009, 21:06
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Respir.

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dariusz
post 7 Mar 2009, 22:51
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acu am venit acasa

ce faci daca nu ai casa ?


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post 7 Mar 2009, 23:30
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Imi fac una. Macar imaginar.

Ce faci cand ramai fara imaginatie?


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post 8 Mar 2009, 00:19
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Imi sun un prieten.

Ce faci cand ultimul produs la oferta -70% dorit neaaparat de tine, a fost cumparat de clientul din fata ta?


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post 8 Mar 2009, 08:47
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Fac niste rugaciuni. Da oricum nu o sa tina, ca e ultimul produs wink.gif

Ce faci azi de 8 Martie?


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post 8 Mar 2009, 12:48
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o felicit pe mama

ce faci daca iti moare cineva drag de ziua ta? sad.gif


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post 9 Mar 2009, 19:40
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m0rtii cu m0rtii vii cu vii .... (am scris cu 0 ca imi cenzureaza site-ul cuvantul scris cu o)

Ce faci cand intr-un lift te aflii cu o super blonda si ea trage un part ?

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post 9 Mar 2009, 19:58
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Adulmeci...

Ce faci daca se blocheaza usa si ramaneti acolo pana vine un mecanic?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 19:59
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acelasi lucru pe care l-as face daca in lift ar fi o super roscata !

ce faci daca tragi un pirt cind te afli in lift cu o suuuper mulatra ?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 20:01
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Te umplide ciocolata!

Daca ea nu vrea, io ma mai duc?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 20:16
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du-te , ca o sa gasesti acolo alta !

ce faci daca ai pofta de oua umplute , nu ai oua in casa , iar nevasta vrea sa le umple pe ale tale ?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 20:19
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o umplii tu cu continutul lor.

Ce faci daca nu vrea?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 20:50
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gasesti alta care vrea, nu prea ai cum sa nu

ce faci daca iti place mai mult cea pe care ai gasit-o??


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:05
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O mai faci o data!

Ce faci daca va prinde sotul ei?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:17
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menaje a trois!



daca el nu vrea?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:21
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Il conving! wink.gif

Ce faci daca vine si sotia/prietena ta?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:27
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sta ala pe tusa!


Daca sotia face pana cand vine cu Dusteru?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:44
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pai mai bine sa faca , decit sa se tina !

ce te faci daca nu apare DUSTERU ?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 21:49
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Nimic, sunt convins ca nu apare!

Cand te gandesti sa-ti schimbi masina?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 22:12
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cand voi avea una tongue.gif

ce faci daca ti se opreste motorul la 130km/h, si trebuie sa intri intr-o localitate??


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post 9 Mar 2009, 22:30
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Sun la tractari si la banca ca o sa coste reconstructia de motor.


Ce faci daca n-ai semnal la telefon acolo?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 22:33
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ideea era cum franezi, opresti masina.

ma urc intr-un copac, daca n-am semnal.

ce faci daca ai nimerit intr-o localitate fara copaci?? (cam trasa de par, dar deh de amorul artei merge)


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post 9 Mar 2009, 23:07
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Plantez repede unul si astept sa creasca (deh raspuns pe masura)

Ce faci daca in somn rostesti numele unei femei si te aude nevasta ?


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post 9 Mar 2009, 23:13
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Ii spui ca ai avut cosmar! 04.gif

Ce faci pe DC/reno?

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