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post 11 May 2009, 12:26
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asta-i la perusi doar, ca a meu, nefiind perus, vede lighioana noaptea, si daca e bezna de nu vad nici eu, tot s-agita, nu sta ca mutu'..


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post 11 May 2009, 19:38
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Pai ia baga-i o lumina in ochi. Si vezi...mai vede?


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post 11 May 2009, 19:42
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argoane, al tau e mai flower-power sau tot motherfucker d.p.d.v. al atingerii umane? nedumerire.gif


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post 11 May 2009, 19:49
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Eu cand aveam lighioana dinasta stingeam toate luminile din camera, lasam doar in bucatarie ceva lumina, bucataria fiind in cealalta parte a casei avand ca scop precis lumina CAT mai slaba, dar ceva ceva sa mai vad EU. Si mergeam la lighioana si ii puteam baga dejtu' in ochi fara probleme. Cand il atingeam pe cap sau pe cioc, tot ce facea era sa scoata un ciripit scurt, slab si nesigur.

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post 11 May 2009, 20:10
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Acu' lasai lumina in "surdina" si bag mina la el si-l ating pe dejte. Se uita ca curca-n lemne. Cind ridic degetu' spre capul lui, deschide ciocu' si se apleaca un pic.


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post 11 May 2009, 20:28
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E clar. Ie defect.


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post 11 May 2009, 20:33
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post 11 May 2009, 20:48
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Nu. Da' n-are bara stabilizatoare si ii este frica la magaoaie sa faca manevre de evitare ca nu cumva sa se rastoarne si sa pice de pe bat(z). D'aia nu reactioneaza.


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post 11 May 2009, 21:00
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QUOTE(Marty @ 11 May 2009, 21:10)
Se uita ca curca-n lemne. Cind ridic degetu' spre capul lui, deschide ciocu' si se apleaca un pic.
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post 11 May 2009, 21:00
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post 11 May 2009, 21:08
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 11 May 2009, 22:00)
Intr-o zi, fățăul tau s-ar putea sa fie prea mult pentru inimioara lui. tongue.gif
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post 17 May 2009, 17:04
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i-am luat percehe sa nu se plictiseasa

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post 17 May 2009, 21:00
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post 18 May 2009, 06:29
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daca in prima zi unu' statea intr-un colt, celalalt in coltul opus, a doua zi nu se mai dezlipesc unul de celalalt, se pigulesc, isi dau de mancare, dorm unul langa celalalt...


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post 18 May 2009, 10:22
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Gata... de acu' daca ii desparti ai pus-o!
Sunt frumosi. Sa ii ai in grija cat mai multi ani!

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post 18 May 2009, 12:16
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post 18 May 2009, 12:20
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le-a dat un chit si-un spray la culoare...e ca scoaterea minerelor de pe portiere, sa para in 2 usi biggrin.gif


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post 18 May 2009, 14:03
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Sa vezi de-acuma gang-bang la tine in sufragerie... laugh.gif


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post 18 May 2009, 14:05
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nu o sa faca nimic daca nu pun cuib..


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QUOTE(C@talin @ 17 May 2009, 22:00)
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pai daca cineva iti trage cineva un blitz in ochi tu ce fata ai?


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post 18 May 2009, 16:13
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revenind punele un cuib smile.gif eu cand aveam papagali,sau nimerit doi din multe serii sa faca oua,avea in cusca o casutza cu paie,da nu iesea nimic din ele,era cam impotent baiatu tongue.gif .
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post 31 May 2009, 15:14
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Cand sta cu capul in jos si se caca imprastiat, ce are?


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post 31 May 2009, 15:17
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Nu mai are mult.. sad.gif
INcearca sa-i pui in apa Oxyvit S (de la farmaciile veterinare). Cam o gamalie.


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post 31 May 2009, 15:17
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post 31 May 2009, 17:46
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IO n-am gasit Oxyvit, 'te-m-aj pa iel! Asta se cufureste de 10 ori bine si o data apa, aparent numa' cind ii dau Vitakraft. Am incercat sa-i iau Oxyvit d-ala, da' mielu', nu gasesc prin niciun Pet Shop.

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Am uitat sa va zic... saptamina trecuta era sa-nceapa sa cinte ca mierla. Bagasem mina la el in colivie sa ne jucam. De obicei face pe agitatu', se urca pe bete, sare pe mina mea, se preface speriat si face tot felu' de giumbuslucuri, sa-mi arate cit de jmecher e. Numa' ca de data asta s-a gindit sa se bage cu capatina intre doua baghete destul de apropiate, in plus de asta, s-a gindit sa si-ntoarca capatina cu citeva grade. Rezultatu'? I-a ramas capatina acolo. Si punete pe batut din aripi si chirait si muscat din baghetele alea. Am bagat mina sa-l scot, am pus mina pe el, am pus mina pe oglinda (ca ei ii apartineau cele doua baghete), da' nu puteam sa ma-nteleg cu dementu', sa-l potolesc sa-i pot scoate capu' dintre alea. Si uite asa m-am chinuit vreo 15 minute pina am reusit sa-l misc astfel incit sa-si scoata sfecla d-acolo.

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post 12 Jun 2009, 22:54
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Gogul a primit o vizita... . [attachmentid=1627531034]
A scos pasarica la o plimbare... .[attachmentid=1627531035]
Dar s-a saturat repede.... .[attachmentid=1627531036]


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post 12 Jun 2009, 23:47
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post 13 Jun 2009, 09:50
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Ma scuzati, da' dupa umila mea parere, peserica este... peserel. Are narinele cu o tenta de albastru pe ele.

P.S.: Asta se cufureste apa din cind in cind. Ziceti-mi ce sa-i dau, va rog. Am luat Doxyvit 100, da' zicea cucoana aia ca are si antibiotic. E bun asta sau mai caut Oxivitu' ala?


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post 13 Jun 2009, 11:09
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E prospatura si asa este ele! Porma sa duce tenta.
PS: a. ce ii dai sa manance? b. fierbe-i apa de baut pt. o saptamana.

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post 13 Jun 2009, 11:21
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QUOTE(Marty @ 13 Jun 2009, 10:50)
Ma scuzati, da' dupa umila mea parere, peserica este... peserel. Are narinele cu o tenta de albastru pe ele.


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