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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:12
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stie o biata pasare ce e aia alintare ? tongue.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:14
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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:16
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Se mai cufureste mah?


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:18
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QUOTE(Marty @ 23 Jun 2009, 11:10)
Mămă lași?
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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:19
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marty de ce no faci closca smile.gif ca papagali fac cate 3-4 ou odata,i le ieie si faci o mica omleta din ea biggrin.gif cred ca e buna


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:20
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@koldun: Apos? Din cind in cind.

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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:20
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 23 Jun 2009, 11:12)
stie o biata pasare ce e aia alintare ? tongue.gif
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Orice pasarica vrea sa fie alintata... dar cum tu mergi doar la curve, n-ai de unde sa stii...


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:21
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'Ti-ar scrisu' al dreaq! laugh.gif

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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:29
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radmasa.gif nu astea cu pene tongue.gif

koldun iti recomand sa cumperi cartea mea .''Intelegel pe C@talin'' radmasa.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:42
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Io ma gindeam sa nu fi intrat in vreo depresie, ca mai are o singura pana-n coada si p-orma seamana perfect c-o vrabie si am gasit vreo 3-4 pene destul de marisoare prin camera.


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post 23 Jun 2009, 10:49
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N-are nici pe dreaq. Schimba penaju' lunar. Mah, da' pofticios e? L-ai vazut venind la voi cand mancati?

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post 23 Jun 2009, 11:01
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, nici vorba. Si, slava Domnului, maninc in fata lui o gramada. Cum ii intind mina cu ceva, fuge de zici ca l-a vazut pe Maical Gexon. Daca ar fi fost pofticios, ar fi mers mai usor cu prietenia.
In materie de haleala, tot ce-am reusit a fost sa-i arunc niste mei pe jos si el sa se duca sa-l haleasca. Da' asta s-a-ntimplat in prima zi cind i-am dat drumul prin casa. Atunci chiar s-a asezat linga mine-n pat (la vreun metru mai incolo) si chiar s-a pus pe jos topaind curios pina in apropierea mea, sa vada care-i treaba. Da' de atunci... nimic!

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post 23 Jun 2009, 11:21
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na gasit nimic interesant la tine tongue.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 11:38
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Pai daca ai timp, i-ai mancarea.
Si da-i tu din mana cam de 3 ori pe zi.
Eu nu prea stau pe acasa, dar intr-un weekend am incercat si toate 3 pasaricile se bateau pe palma mea, ca sa manance.. wink.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 12:54
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QUOTE(nh1980ro @ 23 Jun 2009, 11:38)
...toate 3 pasaricile se bateau pe palma mea....  wink.gif
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post 23 Jun 2009, 12:58
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Mi-a recomandat cineva sa-l bag in cusca, sa-l prind si sa-l asez pe degetu' meu. Sa repet tratamentu' citeva zile si se obisnuieste. Bineinteles, pusu' mainii cu manusi, sa nu ma capseze animalu'. nu stiu de ce, da' parca nu l-as traumatiza-n halu' asta.


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post 23 Jun 2009, 13:03
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QUOTE(Marty @ 23 Jun 2009, 13:58)
....nu stiu de ce, da' parca nu l-as traumatiza-n halu' asta.
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Uita-te ce pepene ai tu pe gat si uita-te ce pepene are el pe gat. Pornesti de la idea ca tu esi mai destept decat el. Ca tu stii ce e mai bine pentru el. El nu realizeaza ca prin comportamentul lui absurd de fapt pierde multa dragoste pe care tu i-ai putea sa o oferi. El acuma nu vede altfel relatia voastra decat ca tu esti o chestie prea mare pentru el, iar el ii un ... capsator.


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post 23 Jun 2009, 13:06
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QUOTE(driverx @ 23 Jun 2009, 14:03)
pierde multa dragoste pe care tu i-ai putea sa o oferi
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Ba da-te dracu'!


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post 23 Jun 2009, 13:24
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QUOTE(Marty @ 23 Jun 2009, 12:58)
Mi-a recomandat cineva ...
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post 23 Jun 2009, 14:48
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cum sa-i faci asa ceva:ad sub masa: o sa raman cu sechele radmasa.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 16:34
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 23 Jun 2009, 14:48)
cum sa-i faci asa ceva radmasa.gif o sa raman cu sechele  radmasa.gif
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...si totusi suferi pentru pasarici... naughty1.gif


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post 23 Jun 2009, 19:10
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cand am fost mic am avut tot felu de animale de la papagali cu zecile smile.gif pana la hansteri si iepuri tongue.gif
am avut si perechi de papagali care faceau oua smile.gif da masculu era cam prostanac ca nu iesea nimic din ele le clocea pasarica ce le clocea si porma le spargea smile.gif si manca tongue.gif
Acuma mai am doar 1 setar englezesc la tara e o ea si e batrana sad.gif cred ca are 70 de ani in ani cainesti

a la 243.gif ramane papagalu lu marty cu sechele,fimiar scrisu a naibi radmasa.gif

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post 23 Jun 2009, 19:12
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Si-i dezmierzi pasarica, stim.


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post 23 Jun 2009, 23:39
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 23 Jun 2009, 19:10)
... e o ea si e batrana sad.gif cred ca are 70 de ani in ani cainesti...
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Asta-i pasarica cu pricina? nedumerire.gif

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post 24 Jun 2009, 07:15
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Merge o tura, sa mor!
Intotdeauna am avut fantezii cu o culturista wub.gif


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post 24 Jun 2009, 08:24
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post 24 Jun 2009, 10:07
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radmasa.gif am cosmare


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post 24 Jun 2009, 19:08
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Apropo de pasarici (mari si mici...)!
Cred ca Gogu a facut una nefacuta ca azi aparu' un fel de batengard (sau recuperator?!) la colt de geam!
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S-a invartit ce s-a invartit si p'orma a plecat... Gogu... mucles in papusoi! ph34r.gif
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Cred ca i se trage de la vizita pasaricii de acu' o saptamana! nedumerire.gif
Succese!

PS: sa fie un erete?


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post 24 Jun 2009, 19:24
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E un soim micut.

Eu am declansat operatiunea "infometati papagalul". Incep c-o ora de abstinenta. Deja s-a asezat pe colivie, sta mai aproape de mine. Cind i-am pus recipientu' cu mincare la vreo 20 de cm. de el, s-a uitat lung si pe urma s-a tirat. Acu' vad ca iar s-a-ntors pe colivie.

24 Jun 2009, 20:27:
Stai ca devine haios! A intrat in colivie si s-a dus la locul cu mincare, numa' ca recipient... PAUZA! Acu' sta si se uita ca curca-n lemne, asteapta sa apara recipientu' de undeva.

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