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post 26 Apr 2011, 15:18
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post 26 Apr 2011, 15:42
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QUOTE(lupul-sur @ 26 Apr 2011, 15:37)
Primul bec al lui Edison a fost cu filament de carbune, mai precis de carbune de bambus.
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post 26 Apr 2011, 15:49
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Bumbac , bambus tot cu b incepe


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post 26 Apr 2011, 15:50
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... l-am pierdut p-ala care vroia sa faca semne pe joja, sa stie cit ulei a pus in masina.... De unde naiba am dat quote????
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post 26 Apr 2011, 16:18
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Da. Ca sa suferi trebuie sa si citesti topicurile cu pricina.


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post 27 Apr 2011, 16:10
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Apr 2011, 12:53)
LOVENDAL, ce scrie la rubrica J din talon?
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QUOTE(LOVENDAL @ 27 Apr 2011, 16:47)
Marty, raspunsul la intrebarea ta este: autoturism M1.
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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Apr 2011, 17:08)
Serios vorbind acu', verifica ce scrie si-n CI si, daca tot la fel scrie, mergi laRAR si la politie si cere sa-ti schimbe acolo ca nu-ti dau astia ITP-ul fiindca e trecuta gresit incadrarea, corect fiind RIJNITZA!!!!
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post 30 Apr 2011, 07:17
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...evitat ... Miscarile bruste complet nerecomandate.
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QUOTE(Marty @ 3 Jan 2011, 19:57)

Si daca ma sperii de ceva, ce fac, tresar incet?

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post 30 Apr 2011, 07:55
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post 1 May 2011, 01:30
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QUOTE(solenzaxjg @ 15 Oct 2009, 13:49)
Deci loganu nu are ABS PE SPATE intreaba pe cine vrei si la franare ii ACELAS cu SOLENZA nu se opreste mai repede ca si solenza iti tot acelas lucru.Pe spate numa asa ai daca pui tu discuri si dupaia alt abs nu de logan ca de megan care are pe disc frana spate
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post 5 May 2011, 00:44
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Babaiatule. Exista, cativa metri mai sus, un alt topic, numit "bula daciotului". Unde a fost citat baiatu' ala care te distreaza atat de tare. Amu' vreun an si ceva. Sper ca esti in stare sa deosebesti diferenta dintre "bula" si "caterinca".

... mama ei de treaba, unu' n-ar casca ochii inainte sa posteze.

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post 5 May 2011, 20:17
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eu nu sunt cu fotbalu' , da' de cate ori ma uit la meci iau bataie....oare sa ma uit?
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post 6 May 2011, 18:46
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Vanghelie catre copiii romi din Ferentari:
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Cand vin ziaristii la noi, le dam cadou inel, ceas, nu le luam

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post 6 May 2011, 18:48
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post 9 May 2011, 19:36
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http://www.daciaclub.ro/Romania-te-iubesc-t212461.html wacko.gif wacko.gif wacko.gif Sau au un umor englezesc de mare clasa sau...


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post 9 May 2011, 20:04
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Coane bioane, e un gram de adevar in acele spuse, daca nu mai mult.
Cu benzina din Petrom consuma Cielou' maica-mii de zici ca-i avion, si parca merge si cam prost, in schimb cu OMV se simte diferenta.


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post 9 May 2011, 20:48
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post 9 May 2011, 21:07
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Nenea, e dovedita! Alimentam SLZ cu OMV 95/Rompetrol 95 (la vremea respectiva OMV comercializa produse Rompetrol, asa scria la casa). Datorita ralenti-ului neregulat am fost sfatuit sa schimb benzinaria, asa c-am apelat la Petrom. S-a stabilizat ralenti-ul da-mi lua cam cu un litru mai mult la 100 de km. Mitsa a mers in 99% din cazuri cu Petrom 99+. De cind cu criza am inceput sa bag Efix 95 la recomandarea lu' cdadan. Nu imediat dar dupa vreo 5-6 plinuri mi-a scazut consumul. Inainte imi lua 12.7-13.5 % prin Bucuresti, acu' imi ia 11.3-11.8%, in aceleasi conditii. Afara imi lua cel putin 8.9%, acu-mi ia cam 7.7%, ba chiar mi-a luat si 6.7% cu benzina bulgareasca.


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post 9 May 2011, 21:23
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La motorina insa n-am simtit diferente d-astea. De fapt cu aia de tractor a mers cel mai bine. icon_mrgreen.gif


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post 9 May 2011, 21:31
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La asta mare q7 tata ai baga tot de la luk motorina iar de la petrom trage mai prost.

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post 9 May 2011, 21:34
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Tac-tu trage mai prost?


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post 9 May 2011, 21:38
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post 9 May 2011, 21:51
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QUOTE(djasu82 @ 9 May 2011, 22:31)
La asta mare q7 tata ai baga tot de la luk motorina iar de la petrom trage mai prost.
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Taxu-i trage la prostu' ala de fii-su!


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QUOTE(djasu82 @ 9 May 2011, 22:31)
La asta mare q7 tata ai baga tot de la luk motorina iar de la petrom trage mai prost.
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Cata invidie biggrin.gif comentati comentati ca nu ma intereseaza !

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Tot ce s-a discutat dupe ce am citat iegzpertii auto este QED pentru miself. tongue.gif biggrin.gif
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