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post 10 Aug 2012, 20:18
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post 10 Aug 2012, 20:34
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QUOTE(Marty @ 10 Aug 2012, 20:09)
daca ti-l trage cu pompa
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Un vecin si prietin cu sefu' are un service, unde mai facem si noi chestii lejere, gen revizii simple. Si-a luat si individul pompa, sa nu se mai murdareasca. Hai s-ti zic doo situatii:
1. Merge un sofer de-al noastru (cu Atego) la schimb de ulei. Ala pune pompa, trage "tot" si vrea sa puna uleiul nou. Soferul insista, ca n-are incredere, ca totusi sa dea si busonul sa vada daca a mai ramas ceva. Dupa multe insistente, omul pune mana pe butoi, cheie si da jos busonul. A curs de s-a umplut butoiul de a dat si pe langa.
2. Imi face si mie la golfulete schimbul de ulei. I-am zis din start sa nu umble cu pompe, dar nu m-a ascultat. Rezultat: dupa schimb aveam vreo 6 litri de ulei in baie (cu doo degete peste maxim) in loc de 4 litri.


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post 11 Aug 2012, 06:23
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Las' sa fie. Mai bine sa ai in plus decat sa n-ai deloc. tongue.gif


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post 11 Aug 2012, 10:31
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TO San Jose Boulevard, Florida, where a man is returning a box of enemas to a CVS pharmacy. The man receives a full refund. The ready-to-use saline enmas are placed back on the shelves. Only, they have been used. They are now second-hand enemas..

Shop worker Dustin McDonald, tells police, “the suspect told him that it was for the suspect’s mother and she no longer needed them”. McDonald did then “check the box of enemas to be sure that they were not tampered with.” He “observed that all the enemas were used.” The shopper had “re-glued the bottom of the box so that it appeared that it had not been opened.”

Well done for checking. But this is story as much about one sly shopper as it is about trust and standards.
McDonald decided to check other boxes of enemas on the shelves. He found three boxes previously returned by the same man were full of used product.
Once more, the boxes has been opened from the bottom (natch.) and resealed.Understandably, CVS personnel did not call the police. Though we admire the store’s no questions returns policy, shopping for medical goods should not be lucky dip, or unlucky dip, as is the case here. Still, when the Enema Bandit returned a fifth time, the police were called. The man left. The police checked CCTV. The man was identified and soon after arrested.
CVS has been “proactively contacting” 21 customers who purchased “any of the potentially impacted enema products” during the man’s active period.



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post 12 Aug 2012, 13:31
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A San Jose Boulevard, Floridában, ahol egy férfi visszatér egy doboz beöntés egy CVS gyógyszertár. Az ember kap egy teljes visszatérítést. A kész használható sós enmas kerülnek vissza a polcokon. Csak azokat használják. Ők most másodkézből beöntés ..

Shop munkás Dustin McDonald, a rendőrség azt mondja, "a gyanúsított azt mondta neki, hogy a gyanúsított anyja és ő már nincs szükség rájuk." McDonald nem akkor "jelölje be a beöntés meg kell győződni arról, hogy ők nem nyúltak hozzá." Ő "megfigyelhető, hogy a beöntés is használható." A vásárló már "újra ragasztott az aljára a mezőbe, hogy úgy tűnt, hogy ez volt nem nyitották meg. "

Szép munka ellenőrzésére. De ez a történet annyira körülbelül egy ravasz vásárló, mert a bizalom és szabványoknak.
McDonald úgy döntött, hogy nézze meg a többi doboz beöntés a polcokon. Úgy találta, a korábban három doboz által visszaadott ugyanaz az ember volt, tele használt termék.
Még egyszer, a dobozok felnyitása alulról (natch.) és resealed.Understandably, CVS személyzet nem hívja a rendőrséget. Bár megcsodáljuk a bolt nincs visszatérési politika kérdései, bevásárlás a gyógyászati ​​ne legyen zsákbamacska, vagy szerencsétlen dip, mint a jelen esetben. Mégis, amikor a Enema Bandit tért vissza ötödik alkalommal hívták a rendőrséget. A férfi elhagyta. A rendőrség ellenőrizte CCTV. A férfit azonosították és nem sokkal később letartóztatták.
CVS már "proaktívan kapcsolatot" 21 vásárlók, akik vásároltak meg "az esetlegesen hatással beöntés termékek" alatt a férfi az aktív időszakban.



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post 17 Aug 2012, 12:07
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A vrut să fure cauciucul, dar anvelopa i-a explodat în faţă

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post 19 Aug 2012, 19:16
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Distractia incepe dupa 6:15.


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post 19 Aug 2012, 19:17
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Deci nu-s singuru' care ii urmareste pe aia blush.gif


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post 24 Aug 2012, 12:45
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http://www.autobild.de/artikel/a7-6er-gran...st-3570441.html

cum sa compari mere cu pere sa iti iasa kkt tau cat mai frumos si mai cu mot.


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post 24 Aug 2012, 12:47
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post 24 Aug 2012, 17:23
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post 24 Aug 2012, 22:42
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post 24 Aug 2012, 22:43
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post 25 Aug 2012, 21:08
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post 26 Aug 2012, 11:40
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26 Aug 2012, 21:08:
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If you interested in a new international career,to live,study or work in Romania here are the main cities: Bucharest Iasi Timisoara Cluj Constanta Brasov Arad Husi Grumezoaia
Mare centru universitar, ORASUL Grumezoaia de Vaslui!
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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:33
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De necrezut! O mamă a postat "din greşeală" pe Facebook o fotografie care o să-i bântuie viitorul alături de familie şi cunoscuţi.

Reţeta e simplă: un cont de Facebook, un telefon mobil cu care a fost surprins un moment jenant intim şi necunoaştere. O mamă a reuşit să-şi facă familia de ruşine după ce a postat pe Facebook o fotografie de după o partidă de amor.

Acţiunea pare să se fi petrecut într-o baie, lângă maşina de spălat, şi o întruchipează pe femeie stând în genunchi, cu mâna pe mijlocul partenerului de nebunii, iar picătura care a umplut paharul a fost lichidul alb de pe păr şi faţă.

Imediat după ce a văzut postarea femeii, băiatul acesteia a încercat cu disperare să şteargă fotografia, dar până să reuşească, cineva "binevoitor" a făcut o captură şi a distribuit-o pe internet.
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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:43
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QUOTE(cosmin_2300 @ 27 Aug 2012, 21:33)
Deci, nu pot să cred radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif

Sursa.
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poi,nici sa nu crezi..asta-i de adormit plozii.. sleep.gif


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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:46
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a scăpat mujdeiu' pe ea?


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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:48
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Ce lunga i-a dat-o. radmasa.gif


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e o varianta.. radmasa.gif


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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:49
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 27 Aug 2012, 22:48)
Ce lunga i-a dat-o.  radmasa.gif
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în V

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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:50
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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:50
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A batut femeia niste frisca si a fost mai energica decit trebuia...


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QUOTE(Marty @ 27 Aug 2012, 21:50)
A batut femeia niste frisca si a fost mai energica decit trebuia...
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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:52
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A batut chelbosu' de s-a enervat ala pe ea.


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post 27 Aug 2012, 21:57
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QUOTE(Marty @ 24 Aug 2012, 23:42)

huaaaaa x2 ca am citit pana la sfarsit tongue.gif


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HSBP ce link....

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post 27 Aug 2012, 22:22
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 27 Aug 2012, 21:48)
Ce lunga i-a dat-o.  radmasa.gif
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Zeci de pietoni dintr-un oraș din Rusia au ignorat indicatoarele puse de angajații de la Drumuri și Poduri și au rămas înțepeniți în asfalt.

Imaginile video care îi surprind pe pietoni cum se lipesc de adezivul întins de muncitori pentru fixarea asfaltului au făcut înconjurul lumii.
De pe margine, câțiva tineri s-au amuzat copios pe seama celor care și-au distrus pantofii pentru că au ignorat avertismentele.
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