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Victoras2001
post 16 May 2011, 16:34
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Piticu' a primit o "pereche pantofi piele catei". Asa scrie pe eticheta. Piele de bou, treaba serioasa. Se chinuie de 3 zile sa dovedeasca o opinca si nimic...
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Ce privire candida. Cum sa zici ca dinamovistii e caini. smile.gif


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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 16 May 2011, 16:34)
Piticu' a primit o "pereche pantofi piele catei". Asa scrie pe eticheta. Piele de bou, treaba serioasa. Se chinuie de 3 zile sa dovedeasca o opinca si nimic...
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Unde ai gasit prostia aia? Chiar vrei sa-ti gasesti pantofii franjuri cand s-o face asta mai mare?


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post 16 May 2011, 17:25
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Mai bine pantofii decit pet-urile pline.


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post 16 May 2011, 17:31
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Se bea vin la peturi? Meserie!!
Pantofi din aia e la kaufland si la petshopuri. Mi-a zis unu nepot de var dupa vecina dinspre matusa din Tara de Sus ca umbla de o luna si nu gaseste decat stangu` ar vrea si dreptu` ca are un botez si adidasii i-a ros catzaua.


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post 16 May 2011, 17:31
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Opincile le asociaza cu pantofii mei, dupa cate spui. Da ce-as putea sa-i dau sa roada ca sa nu asocieze cu ceva de prin casa?

Stie bine de: nu, treci, vino aici, iesi afara. Totodata nu intra in casa daca nu-l chem eu (sta pe hol), nu asculta comenzile daca nu-s date de mine, a invatat sa nu iasa din curte, si chiar nu roade altceva decat ii dau eu voie. Deocamdata... smile.gif

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post 16 May 2011, 17:53
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Orice jucarie. Dar sa stie ca numai cu aia are voie. Il poti invata astfel si sa aporteze sau sa pazeasca un obiect. Orice altceva nu sunt obiecte de ros, cearta-l si atrage-i atentia cand isi manifesta astfel de obiceiuri. Ideea e ca au nevoie de foarte multa joaca si miscare. Cand ii lipsesc...se plictiseste si se apuca de prostii: roade obiecte, sapa gropi...s.a.m.d.


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post 16 May 2011, 18:28
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Victoras vezi ca sunt si chestii din alea de ros din piele de vita in forma de oase si mai mici si mai mari (cainele sora-mii e innebunit dupa ele, sursa e raftul de produse specifice din Kaufland).


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Astuia nu-i place vita. Roade numai bou.


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post 16 May 2011, 19:00
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post 16 May 2011, 19:03
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post 16 May 2011, 20:16
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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 16 May 2011, 17:31)
...chiar nu roade altceva decat ii dau eu voie. Deocamdata...  smile.gif
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post 16 May 2011, 20:25
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post 17 May 2011, 08:03
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post 17 May 2011, 08:05
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Zvanta o cratita mare de pilaf in 4 zile. Mananca de 4 ori pe zi. Si tot de 4-5 ori se si kk. blink.gif M-a disperat.

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post 17 May 2011, 08:05
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@corbex: Cine se aseamana, se aduna, nu? rolleyes.gif

Victorase, dadusi quote din alta parte. radmasa.gif

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post 17 May 2011, 08:08
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post 17 May 2011, 08:10
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Lasa ma ca daca e sa te apuci sa vinzi vinu' ala, il angajezi, il sufli grecului. Vine un om sa ia un kil si asta-i vinde toata damigeana. 04.gif


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post 17 May 2011, 08:12
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Iese omu din magazin cu asta agatat de picior. laugh.gif


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QUOTE(Victoras2001 @ 17 May 2011, 09:05)
Zvanta o cratita mare de pilaf in 4 zile. Mananca de 4 ori pe zi. Si tot de 4-5 ori se si kk.  blink.gif  M-a disperat.
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post 17 May 2011, 20:07
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Basti ma. Deja am intrat in panica ca nu mai creste.


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post 17 May 2011, 20:18
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Schimbi cantarul.
N-am de zis decat: Boro, Boro!
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post 17 May 2011, 20:21
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Victoras, simpatica potaia, sa-ti traiasca...

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Are o privire inteligenta...

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post 17 May 2011, 20:23
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Mercede, acuma cinstit. Nu te-ai plictisit?

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Parca-i zicea Bono in loc de Boro... oricum sa va traiasca! smile.gif


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post 17 May 2011, 20:24
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QUOTE(dacia_amg @ 17 May 2011, 21:21)
Are o privire inteligenta...
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Fatza aia o luase pentru ca tipam la el. Am vazut ca merge cu tipatu'. Toate setarile i le fac din ton. wink.gif

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Parca-i zicea Bono in loc de Boro... oricum sa va traiasca! smile.gif
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Da, ii zice Bono. Cine-i zice Boro sa-i mangaie penisu'.

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Al meu m-a zapacit, mi-a gaurit o groaza de pantaloni, cand vede papuci sau adidasi e in al 9 lea cer. Daca ii dau jucarii e cel mai fericit, se joaca ore bune. A gasit un harciog, s-a jucat cu el o zi intreaga, pana l-a omorat, nici mancare nu i-a mai trebuit.


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post 17 May 2011, 20:57
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Ai vostri au prins Cernobalu. Al meu e virgin. N-are treaba. Are 1000 mp de ros si nu-i dovedeste. Cade lat. Nu-i mai trebuie nici pantofi, nici pantaloni, nici altceva. Doar un somn dulce. Se duce de bunavoie-n magazie si se culca.

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post 17 May 2011, 21:08
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Victoras, acum e pui, miine-poimiine se face mare si te vaz deschizind un topic "Ciinele meu e gras ca porcu', cum slabeste?"

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