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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:09
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Forțează pe blonda....Vad ca ai Opel astra....deci nu esti un amarat sau ceva de genu...prezinti si tu oarecare interes in fața ei. De ce sa stai cu o grasa de care sa nu iti placa cand poti avea femeia visurilor tale? Mai gandeste-te victorie.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:11
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QUOTE(Illusi0n @ 1 Jul 2007, 10:09)
Ai mei au fost avertizati sa nu incerce asa ceva.
Daca vrei sa scapi de aia grasa, uite idei: invit-o in oras la masa si acolo: mananca cu mana, nu folosi furculita si cutitul; plescaie cand manaci; ragaie zgomotos si direct in nasul ei dupa ce ai baut juma' de bere; plimba-te cu ea sub clar de luna si da-ti drumu' la gaze cu zgomot... spune la fiecare doua-trei propozitii "sa-mi bag p**a".

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si daca ea face: fiuuuu si ma speriasem ca esti vreun scortos! ce ma bucur ca esti ca mine smile.gif))) atunci ce se face omu???? biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:12
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QUOTE(sorin1983 @ 1 Jul 2007, 11:11)
si daca ea face: fiuuuu si ma speriasem ca esti vreun scortos! ce ma bucur ca esti ca mine smile.gif))) atunci ce se face omu???? biggrin.gif
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si inca ceva: data viitoare la intalniri te duci cu extras de cont , cu adeverinta de salariu, exact ca pt credit! dar daca ii convine ceri proba practica cu produsul! ca sa nu investesti inutil smile.gif)


Nu-i rea ideea...

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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:13
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QUOTE(sorin1983 @ 1 Jul 2007, 11:11)
si daca ea face: fiuuuu si ma speriasem ca esti vreun scortos! ce ma bucur ca esti ca mine smile.gif))) atunci ce se face omu???? biggrin.gif
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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:13
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de ce ma uit tot la din alea frumoase 053.gif
Oare nu mi-a ajuns ?
Am scuza vorba unui amic : Si daca e frumoasa si de casa ce problema ar fi ???


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:14
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Bre eu serios acuma iti zic cauta dupa chat dastea de afar invata o limba ceva,si gasesteti una cu bani de afara,eu stiu cateva care sunt cuplate cu baieti de afara cunoscuti pe chat,si acuma au la bani fetele biggrin.gif.Eu zic ca merge si invers tongue.gif

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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:16
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C@t@lin, cam complicata metoda ta. Io vreau mai fast !


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:17
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de fapt am iesit de mai multe ori cu diferite fete, insa nu a mers mai mult de 2-3 intalniri...am dat numai de din alea care ma intrebau: Unde lucrezi ?  Aaaa....si serviciul tau e SIGUR ? Aaaa si cat castigi ???
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Tu pune s*** pe ele, lasa-le cu intrebarile tampite, de intrebat o sa te intrebe toate, mai putin alea la care oricum tu nu te uiti. Ce femeie care arata bine va sta langa unul care n-are dupa ce bea apa? Vad ca ai fost insurat, nu te-ai prins inca de asta?
Manelistii ca boul din avatarul meu cum crezi ca au agatat femei? Prin prosteala, nu ca ar fi ei mari secsosi. Ci pentru ca au bani si au tupeu.
Bine, nu trebuie sa faci si tu ca ei, la un moment dat vei nimeri una isteata care nu va pune botul la asa ceva si s-ar putea sa o pierzi, dar ideea pe care trebuie s-o prinzi este ca tu trebuie sa tii controlul intr-o discutie, sa nu te enervezi sau sa te pierzi cand te intreaba cat castigi.


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:19
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Laureantiu nustu daca ti-am mai zis,da super tare avataru radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:20
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vrem si noi la iri...hai si noi cu iri...iri vrem sa ne adore aproximativ majore... biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:21
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QUOTE(axabrt @ 1 Jul 2007, 11:16)
C@t@lin, cam complicata metoda ta. Io vreau mai fast !
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Bre nu-i complicat engleza sa stii,pierzi si tu cateva ore pe chat gasesti tu o bunaciune cu bani,porma te vedem noi in bmw icon_mrgreen.gif smile.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:23
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laurentiu, asta cu controlul intr-o discutie e tare...
Pai la experienta mea...(am prieteni care nu sunt insurati si eu deja ...) numai eu vorbesc. Plus ca daca ma apuc sa le povestesc una alta e clar ca numai eu vorbesc. Ele silabisesc doar !!!!
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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:23
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sau o babaciune? biggrin.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:24
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Si nu neaparat bunaciune....bani sa aiba


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:25
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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:26
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si multumirea mea unde mai e ?
ca ma plimb in bemweu ? Io merg pe avocata.
Vad eu ce si cum ! Numa sa vrea sa iasa din casa !


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:30
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 1 Jul 2007, 12:21)
Bre nu-i complicat engleza sa stii,pierzi si tu cateva ore pe chat gasesti tu o bunaciune cu bani,porma te vedem noi in bmw  icon_mrgreen.gif  smile.gif
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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:30
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QUOTE(C@talin @ 1 Jul 2007, 11:14)
.Eu zic ca merge si invers tongue.gif
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Din alea din Ladakalender.

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1. Dispera-i si tu cu 600 SEL - Pe la spate, sau Florin Peste si Play AJ - Vecina;
2. Muta-te cu chirie, e cam naspa la 30 de ani sa aduci fata acasa si sa apara parintii pe la geam sa-ti zica sa platesti intretinerea (vezi Filantropica)

Pana convingi avocata, eu zic sa mai bagi vrajeala la 2-3.

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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:31
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invata o limba ceva
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Baaaa! lasa omu in pace nici nu o cunoaste si tu il indemni la o limba radmasa.gif


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:35
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sau asa.....
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...io de masina lu' a doua.


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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:37
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ba aia n-are 17 ! Da cred ca are jenti de 18"
Si airbag lipsa !

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QUOTE(axabrt @ 1 Jul 2007, 12:26)
si multumirea mea unde mai e ?
ca ma plimb in bemweu ? Io merg pe avocata.
Vad eu ce si cum ! Numa sa vrea sa iasa din casa !
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1. Multumirea este daca bmw-ul este pe numele tau.
2. Sun-o si invit-o la un cico in oras la o terasa ceva.. excl.gif dar sa nu fii badaran si sa iti iei lumea in cap daca accepta sa iasa cu tine. rolleyes.gif

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post 1 Jul 2007, 10:40
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daca o sa accepte, poate va anunt...

sa speram ca nu...

Din nou eu m-am insurat
Nu stiu ce-am avut in cap
mi-am luat nevasta frumoasa
dar e tare puturoasa...
Sade tolanita-n pat
de 3 zile n-am mancat
Sade la telenovele
Nici nu spala vasele
Fratilor fugiti
Ca mine o sa patiti .....

Romeo fantastik dintoasa si paducehele

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ba aia n-are 17 ! Da cred ca are jenti de 18"
Si airbag lipsa !
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Eu voiam doar masina, pe fata o trimiteam la ma-sa. radmasa.gif Cu masina agatam altele mai bune.
Ceva de genu': wub.gif


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Baaaa! lasa omu in pace nici nu o cunoaste si tu il indemni la o limba  radmasa.gif
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la un moment dat lu` una ii sare un san din bluza... si trecem la versurile trupei parazitii : ...iti ating un punct erogen..cand unei vedete ii sar sanii din sutien smile.gif))))
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