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brigada_diverse
post 13 Mar 2009, 21:38
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Dacist cu permis si experienta mai mare de 30000 km :D


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post 13 Mar 2009, 22:28
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un om


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Te consideri un barbat insurat normal.

Ce faci daca soacra vrea sa stea cu tine pe termen nedeterminat? death.gif


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post 14 Mar 2009, 00:23
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imi ajunge una pe cap in casa biggrin.gif

ce faci daca la semafor langa tine se opreste o pustoaica cu un corsa tunat "din cap pana in picioare" si da "vum-vum" sa te dai cu ea? radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 14 Mar 2009, 00:44
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Intorci incet capul, vezi nevasta in dreapta, casalotul de soacra pe bancheta din spate, oftezi, bagi in viteza, pleci si uiti totul.

Ce faci daca trebuie sa alegi pentru balul mascat la care esti invitat un costum? Care va fi? ( dry.gif )

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post 14 Mar 2009, 01:11
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Trebuie sa fie cu "ce faci daca/cand...?"


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post 14 Mar 2009, 15:32
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ce faci daca mori de nervi ca nu te poti intilni cu popanditeos sa vezi cu ochii tai ca are studiile pe care pretinde ca le are ?


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post 15 Mar 2009, 00:19
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QUOTE(dariusz @ 14 Mar 2009, 15:32)
ce faci daca mori ?
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Ce faci daca scade euro?


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post 15 Mar 2009, 08:09
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ce faci daca nu mai mori ?


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post 15 Mar 2009, 13:05
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Ma cred Hailander si ma dau Rocco Sifredi

ce faci cand esti pe wc?


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post 15 Mar 2009, 13:31
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Citesc ziarul biggrin.gif

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post 15 Mar 2009, 15:34
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Dau drumu' la apa

Dar daca si apa-i oprita, ce faci?


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post 15 Mar 2009, 15:58
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Driving around


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Ma ridic si plec [am facut doar pis(h)u]!

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post 15 Mar 2009, 22:45
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ma dezbrac si ma sterg cu maiou!

Ce faci daca totusi esti in pielea goala pe buda?(in conditile de mai sus)


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post 15 Mar 2009, 22:49
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ma dezbrac si ma sterg cu maiou![B] radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif

te bagi in cada si te speli la KOUROS

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si totusi, daca e oprita apa?

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post 16 Mar 2009, 00:46
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Man, tu cu cine tii? biggrin.gif
Raspuns: Astept sa se usuce wink.gif)

Ce faci daca esti selectat in lotul national de box?


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C@talin
post 16 Mar 2009, 02:04
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fac o asigurare de viata babana biggrin.gif
Da ce faci daca afli ca ai fost inscris la box feminin mellow.gif


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post 16 Mar 2009, 02:15
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٩(×̯×)۶


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Le explic ca s-a produs o greseala.

Ce faci daca nu inteleg si te obliga sa lupti cu o "domnisoara" de vreo 100 kg ?


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post 16 Mar 2009, 02:20
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Ii fac o oferta lu tanti pe care no poate refuza,doar ca trebuie sa-si vanda sufletu mie 243.gif
Ce faci daca tanti nu vrea sa-si vanda sufletu lu 243.gif ?


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post 16 Mar 2009, 02:31
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O felicit !

Ce faci daca in schimbul felicitarilor doreste sa iti ofere o noapte de placeri "masive" ?


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post 16 Mar 2009, 02:36
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O refuz.
Ce faci daca te obliga?


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post 16 Mar 2009, 19:18
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Ma umflu un pic,ii trag doua-n freza,o fac KO apoi ma duc sa petrec "o noapte furtunoasa" cu o boxerita de la o categorie mai mica.

ce faci daca te trezesti intr-o dimineata intre 2 blonde si nevasta bate la usa?


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post 16 Mar 2009, 20:19
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doar membru si atat


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mie nu imi plac blondele, dar de dragul jocului sa zicem ca in situatia prezentata as invita-o si pe nevasta sa ni se alature.

ce faci daca ia intr-o mana facaletul si in cealalta coada maturii??


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post 17 Mar 2009, 00:11
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Cele doua instrumente le voi inmana blondelor in loc de vibratoare. Nevasta o sa ma aiba pe mine smile.gif

Ce faci daca blondele vor totusi ceva mai multa atentie?


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post 17 Mar 2009, 01:02
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post 17 Mar 2009, 01:20
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le spui sa se joaca intre ele pana termini tu cu nevasta

ce faci daca dupa ce termini cu nevasta nu mai poti?


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post 17 Mar 2009, 01:29
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post 17 Mar 2009, 01:56
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O dau la prieteni.


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post 17 Mar 2009, 02:37
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bre am impresia ca tovarasul C@talin vorbea de scula, tu ai da-o la prieteni? unsure.gif


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post 17 Mar 2009, 02:45
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Depinde. Ca sa fiu cinstit, am mai dat-o la prieteni. Ideea e sa stie cum s-o foloseasca, sa nu se murdareasca pe la gura.


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post 17 Mar 2009, 02:49
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