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post 6 Feb 2010, 20:14
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post 6 Feb 2010, 20:19
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QUOTE(Marty @ 6 Feb 2010, 20:53)
Din ce in ce ma conving de faptul ca ala cu motoru' de 2.7 pe berlina e cel mai normal de pe forum.
Oricum, tre' sa recunosc ca i-am legat si io unuia clanta de balustrada, i-am f*tut 2 picioare-n usa si-am fugit urlind "iesi, baga-mi-as p*la-n ma-ta daca esti smecher!"
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post 6 Feb 2010, 20:20
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Sobolan/cioara/pisica mort aruncat pe geam, la bairame, cind nu ne primeau si pe noi, evident. 04.gif Chiar imi aduc aminte ca pe unul din actionarii Emag l-am injurat vreo doua ore, fara sa ma repet, tot pentru ca nu ne-a primit la bairam.
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post 6 Feb 2010, 20:22
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post 6 Feb 2010, 21:02
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Care vreti sobolani va rezolv eu. Toate modelele si dimensiunile, vii sau morti.


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post 6 Feb 2010, 21:05
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post 6 Feb 2010, 21:07
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Posibil sa fie-n asteptare, e zapada prea mare pentru ei.


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post 6 Feb 2010, 21:09
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post 6 Feb 2010, 23:00
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post 6 Feb 2010, 23:45
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Crezi ca daca pisica papa pastrama, scapa de probleme mai repede? Mai fara chinuri? biggrin.gif

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post 6 Feb 2010, 23:59
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QUOTE(Marty @ 5 Feb 2010, 21:36)
Si daca-ti e tirsala sa faci orice din cele sugerate, da-i cu kkt pe clantza si fugi!
kkt invelit in ziar, dat foc la ziar si sunat la usa. Dupa cateva zile de facut acelasi lucru cred ca cedeaza ala ...

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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:01
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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:02
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pai asta zic si eu, dupa cateva zile de rahat, nu o sa isi mai bata nevasta ...

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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:05
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Ma, da' pana il impachetezi in ziar, nu borasti tu de 3 ori? Dai si-n hepatita si ala poate nici nu se sinchiseste...


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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:06
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Au dus vreodata mostra de kkt la analize?

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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:09
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in caminele studentresti se practica altceva. Unu mascat (gluga in cap etc) bate normal la usa aluia. Cand deschide ii phoote un pumn in moaca si fuge.


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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:11
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Si daca deschide usa nevasta?

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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:20
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ii phoote un pumn in moaca si fuge.
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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:21
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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:22
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nu merge, are doar 12 cm si toata lumea stie ca vine dupa hamster

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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:23
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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:25
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Daca-i pun lu' soacra-mea o masca d-asta pe policioara de la baie, cand se duce sa se pise si aprinde lumina, ce credeti ca face? Io zic ca-i da drumu' din usa. laugh.gif


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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:35
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Apropo' de masca...

Se oprea lumina destul de des pe vremea lu' ceasca si ce-mi trece prin cap... iau o masca de gaze ii pun un bec intre "ochi" si ii trag doua fire la o baterie d-aia patrata de 4.5 V. I-o pun unui prieten pe cap si eu stau de sase la intrare. Cand intra cineva, eu ma faceam ca tusesc.
Vine alt prieten cu gagica-sa, intra in scara si tusesc.
Iese asta cu ochii aprinsi si facand prim masca aia ca o stafie.
Ala lasa si gagica si tot, o zbugheste inapoi la fuga sarind toate treptele uitandu-se inapoi si picioarele inainte. Vreo 10 minute am sughitat de ras...


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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:40
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post 7 Feb 2010, 00:43
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S-a speriat nitel, s-a bagat intr-un colt pana si-a dat seama... ca radeam prea isteric. Pe urma a inceput sa-l balacareasca p-ala, c-a lasat-o acolo.
Mai era unu' de la alt bloc. Ala cand vedea caini se urca in pomi, nu conta, isi lasa gagicile de izbeliste...


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post 9 Feb 2010, 10:57
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QUOTE(vis-a-vis @ 7 Feb 2010, 00:43)
Mai era unu' de la alt bloc. Ala cand vedea caini se urca in pomi, nu conta, isi lasa gagicile de izbeliste...
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post 9 Feb 2010, 11:25
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Bre si eu sunt in situatia colegului. Numai ca din pacate la mine individu e tigan si asculta manele mad.gif . Singurul lucru bun este ca nu asculta dupa ora 21:00. Am vorbit cu el de 100 de ori i-am zis si cu frumosul si cu injuraturi si nu am ajuns nicaieri. Ultima chestie care am facut-o am pus si eu muzica la maxim si vad ca s-a mai potolit. Dar iti zic clar daca omu se imbata poti sa suni tu si la SPP nu ai ce ii face. Incearca sa ii dai muzica si tu tare sau televizorul cand el pune muzica poate se potoleste.

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