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2dor
post 7 Mar 2007, 16:30
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post 7 Mar 2007, 19:11
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post 7 Mar 2007, 20:32
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Cand o merge linkul ne uitam...


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post 7 Mar 2007, 22:40
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post 7 Mar 2007, 23:01
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Studiati. Nu e trucata. smile.gif

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post 8 Mar 2007, 11:35
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nu e de banc dar iti da de gandit...:

Romania mea
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in fiecare zi ma uit la cei de linga mine
si ma intreb ce inseamna sa traiti bine?
in fiecare zi devin din ce-n ce mai convins
ca tara asta e-un decor cu geamul spart si becul stins
nu romania mea nu-i romania lor
nu-i romania celor de la televizor
nu-i romania mea romania electorala
romania urbana sau romania rurala
nu-i romania din sondaje sau din interviu
nu e o tara playback e o tara pe viu
in romania mea nu se maninca la Mac
nu se prizeaza coca la o suta de Jack
nu-i romania lui pepe sau romania lui akcent
nu-i romania vreunui producator indiferent
romania mea nu da vina pe „dusmani"
nu asculta manele si nu arunca cu bani
nu-i tara mea aceea-n care oricind in direct
vezi doar vedete proaste si silicoane de efect
nu, romania mea nu-i romania lui Irinel
nu-i romania la moda nu-i romania bordel
nici romania cool nici romania chic
in care toti vorbesc ca sa nu spuna nimic
romania mea nu-i romania din mall
cu-adolescenti crescuti si rataciti in alcool
nu-i tara mea aceea-n care daca esti barbat
e dreptul tau sa-ti bati nevasta cu piciorul de la pat
romania mea nu e reclama din ziar
nu e spalarea de creier dintr-un moment publicitar
romania mea nu e un stat american
nu e-acel vis in care totul se rezuma la ban
nu, romania mea nu-i romania nationalista
nici romania xenofoba nici romania rasista
corneliu vadim tudor locul tau e la gunoi
nu-n parlamentul celor platiti de cei ca noi
locul tau e linga marele barbat de stat
linga cei cu care ai mintit si ai tradat
in romania mea fotbalul nu e rege
mai presus de justitie mai presus de lege
becali locul tau e la scoala de corectie
acolo unde miliardele nu provoaca vreo erectie
romania mea nu-i romania lui teoctist
nu-i tara care s-a inchinat la partidul comunist
nu-i romania cu surprize a lui andreea marin
e romania cu vize pentru romanii din vecini
nu, romania mea nu crede in legende
nu crede-n discursuri nu crede in „agende"
romania mea nu e condusa de hoti
nu e o tara unde toti vor sa ii fure pe toti
romania mea e-o tara trista si atit
in care orice vis frumos devine un cosmar urit
romania mea nu-i romania lor
a celor care vad in tine doar un decor
doar un vot, doar o mita, doar un numar de dosar
doar o spaga indesata mai adinc in buzunar
romania mea nu-i romania ce-a uitat
de suferinta acelora cu sufletul curat
libertate si piine: cit de trist devine tot
cind cu piinea i se da libertatii peste bot
romania mea nu-i romania-n care
democratia s-a impus cu bite si topoare
nu, romania asta ti-o fac de vrei cadou
pentru ca sint un revoltat dar refuz sa fiu erou
si daca din toate astea macar un vers te-a atins
inseamna c-am trait inseamna c-am invins...


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post 8 Mar 2007, 11:52
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QUOTE(paul_damian @ 7 Mar 2007, 23:01)
Studiati. Nu e trucata. smile.gif

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post 9 Mar 2007, 08:11
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Din ciclul 'ra-ti ai dreacu de 'telectuali....

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post 9 Mar 2007, 15:12
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post 9 Mar 2007, 15:30
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post 9 Mar 2007, 16:18
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Ce face un militian daca fierbe oul prea tare?
Il pune repede in frigider; sa se faca mai moale.


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post 9 Mar 2007, 17:09
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post 10 Mar 2007, 21:27
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post 11 Mar 2007, 01:59
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icon_mrgreen.gif , in poza e Fergie biggrin.gif

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post 12 Mar 2007, 10:02
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Vine un student in caminul de fete. Paznicul intreaba: - La cine mergeti? Studentul: - La cine ma sfatuiti?


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post 12 Mar 2007, 11:27
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La o statie de benzina cu o singura pompa. Se opreste un tip cu un "Hummer" si incepe sa bage benzina. Trece o jumatate de ora, el baga benzina... trece o ora, el baga benzina... Doua ore... In spatele lui s-a facut coada, toti injura in delir.
Unu' scoate capul pe geam si ii striga aluia cu Hummerul:
- Asculta, ba! Macar opreste dracului motorul, cand bagi
benzina...


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post 12 Mar 2007, 15:26
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Nu i-a ajuns un loc de handicapat.

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post 12 Mar 2007, 15:27
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Pai si ce e amuzant in poza asta? Au parcat foarte bine pe locurile alea. Au ocupat 2 locuri pentru ca de obicei in masina umbla cate 2 smile.gif


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os
post 12 Mar 2007, 15:40
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Daca umbla doar cite doi, nu e bine: cine mai pazeste oamenii de stiinta?


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post 13 Mar 2007, 09:26
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In timp ce completam un chestionar mi-am dat seama ca si analfabetii l-ar putea completa smile.gif)

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post 13 Mar 2007, 10:21
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Un tip la un bar, mort de beat, cu paharul in fata, plangea de rupea pamantul. Vazandu-l asa de dezamagit, barmanul il intreaba:
- Dar ce s-a intamplat?
- Pai, acum trei luni, a murit mama si mi-a lasat 10.000$...
- Condoleantele mele...
- Acum doua luni, a murit tata si mi-a lasat 25.000$...
- Imi pare rau, domnule, foarte rau...
- Luna trecuta a murit frate-meu si mi-a lasat 50.000$...
- Vai, trei persoane dragi, in asa scurt timp...
- Si luna asta nu mai pica nimic... nimic... fir-ar sa fie!


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post 13 Mar 2007, 10:28
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Intr-o buna zi, badea Gheorghe statea pe marginea drumului. Drumul fiind alunecos l-a un moment dat un Mercedes condus de un roman stabilit in SUA derapeaza si se izbaste violent de un pom. Soferul iese cu greu din masina si zice:

-Vezi bade ce am patit... 6 luni am muncit si uite ...

-De, domnule bine ca ati scapat cu viata...

Citeva ore mai tirziu in acelasi copac se izbeste un W condus de un roman stabilit in Germania, masina se face praf, soferul iese cu greu din masina si zice:

-Vezi bade ce am patit... 1 an am muncit si uite ...

-De, domnule bine ca ati scapat cu viata...

Citeva ore mai tirziu, in acelasi copac se izbeste o Dacia 1300 condusa de un roman din Bucuresti, masina se face praf, soferul iese cu greu din masina si zice:

Vezi bade ce am patit... munca de o viata s-a ales praful de ia...

- De, domnule daca va-ti cumparat o masina asa de scumpa....


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post 13 Mar 2007, 12:04
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Doi soti fac 50 de ani de casatorie si se duc sa serbeze la hotelul unde si-au petrecut luna de miere. ajunsi acolo povestesc ocazia si sunt tratati regeste cu sampanie si caviar din partea hotelului. dimineata cei doi se trezesc la care ea incepe sa-si sufle nasul pe asternut. el uimit o ia la rost cum poate sa faca asa ceva dupa ce au fost tinuti in puf de hotel. ea : auzi barbate, acum 50 de ani te-ai taiat la deget ca sa-mi salvezi onoarea, azi e randul meu.


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post 13 Mar 2007, 12:18
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post 13 Mar 2007, 12:42
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O blonda o intreaba pe alta:
- Draga, ai folosit vreodata vibratorul?
- Nu!
- Nici sa nu-l folosesti !!! eu aseara mi-am spart 2 dinti


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post 13 Mar 2007, 16:39
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Muma Pãdurii iese la plimbare prin tinutul proaspãt înverzit, cu un corb asezat pe umãr. Pe drum, vrãjitoarea întâlneste un tânãr rãtãcit si, pãtrunsã de valul primãvãratic, îi spune acestuia: -Dacã recunosti fãptura care sade la mine pe umãr, îti voi dãrui o noapte de dragoste.Tânãrul se concentreazã si zice: -Un bou?...La care vrãjitoarea: -Un bou esti tu, dar treacã de la mine...


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post 14 Mar 2007, 12:18
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post 14 Mar 2007, 12:45
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Un domn, revine din Canada dupa 30 de ani in orasul natal. Acolo da de un restaurant nou. Intra omul si se aseaza la masa. Vine chelnerul si-i da meniul.. Omul refuza politicos meniul, ia lingura din dreapta sa si incepe sa o miroasa. Dupa 2 minute zice:
- "Simt ca aveti ciorba de burta, ciorba de perisoare, ciorba de fasole si supa de taitei, iar specialitatea casei este ciorba de burta".
Chelnerul ramane perplex.
- "Da' de unde stii domnule?".
- "Se simte pe lingura miros mai puternic de ciorba de burta, de aia se serveste mai des, rezulta ca e specialitatea voastra. As dori o portie"
Urmeaza felul 2, chelnerul da sa i zica omului ce poate alege dar acesta din nou il opreste si ia furculita si o miroase. Dupa 2 minute zice :
- "Serviti antricot de porc, friptura de pui la rotisor si sarmalute, dar specialitatea dvs sunt mici cu mustar".
Chelnerul din nou pereplex, merge la bucatarie ia o lingurita, o cheama pe doamna Lenuta, batrana bucatareasa si-i baga lingurita in chiloti.
Revine cu lingurita la masa si il intreaba pe client:
- "Hai sa vedem domnule, daca stii si ce desert avem".
Clientul ia lingurita, nu o miroase nici 5 secunde si striga:
- "Cum?? Lenuta lucreaza aici?"


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post 14 Mar 2007, 14:35
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ce se intampla daca dati un search pe youtube cu "manea muzica timisoara" ?? 168.gif


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post 14 Mar 2007, 15:57
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Dupa cativa ani de casnicie, saturandu-se sa se tot certe, un barbat si sotia lui se hotarasc sa apeleze la un consilier pentru a-si salva casnicia. Cand ajung la cabinetul consilierului, acesta ii intreaba direct:

-Care este problema?

Imediat, sotul face o fata lunga si se aseaza pe scaun fara a spune nimic.Sotia incepe sa vorbeasca non-stop, descriind problemele casatoriei. Dupa ce o asculta 5...10...15 minute, consilierul se apleaca peste ea, o ia de umeri, o saruta pasional cateva minute, si o lasa inapoi pe scaun. Dupa aceasta, sotia statea intr-un colt, foarte cuminte. Consilierul se uita la sot, care se uita si el la ei, fara sa-i vina a crede.

Consilierul ii spune:

-Sotia dvs. ARE NEVOIE de asta de cel putin de doua ori pe saptamana!

Sotul se scarpina in cap, se gandeste un timp si apoi raspunde:

-De acord, pot sa o aduc aici in fiecare marti si joi!


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