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post 18 May 2010, 10:47
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post 18 May 2010, 10:48
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ai pus-o :/

QUOTE(os @ 16 May 2010, 21:16)
Daca mai vin d'alea cu hamsterul (sau cu orice moarte mica, mare - ori de dimensiuni normale), Partidu' (care nu-i chiar in toate, dar in majoritatea) o sa fie nervos.
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post 18 May 2010, 15:30
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dintr-un mail primit:
"Am fi putut să iți trimitem o felicitare de zi de naștere. Am fi putut să iți trimitem niște flori sau o prăjitură.

Dar nu am făcut asta.

Am fi putut să iți trimitem unul dintre acele mesaje automate pentru a-ți ura La Multi Ani, mesaje în care nici macar nu trebuie să înlocuiești INSERT NAME.

Dar nu am făcut asta.

Am scris această urare de zi de nastere doar pentru tine.

Am dori sa iți urăm o zi de nastere foarte specială.

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post 18 May 2010, 17:23
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In timpul crizei economice:
Pesimistul: - Mai rau de atat nu se poate.
Optimistul: - Ba se poate!

Ion la spovedanie, in post:
- Parinte, aseara vin de la camp, imi vad nevasta cam trista, palida, trasa la fata; stiu, e pacat, e post, dar mi-era asa de mila de ea ca am luat-o si i-am tras-o 5 ore in sir...
- Vai, Ioane, e pacat...
- Da parinte, stiu, imediat dupa aceea m-am imbracat si am dat fuga la sfintia ta sa ma spovedesc, da mi-a raspuns cucoana preoteasa ca nu esti acasa ; si era cam trista, palida, trasa la fata; stiu, e pacat, e post, dar mi-era asa de mila de ea ca am luat-o si i-am tras-o si ei 5 ore in sir... dar ce ai parinte, te vad cam trist, palid, tras la fata... smile.gif)


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post 18 May 2010, 22:34
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Cand Basescu boceste,Boc ce face?


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post 19 May 2010, 08:03
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QUOTE(Cliopatra @ 18 May 2010, 22:34)
Cand Basescu boceste,Boc ce face?
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post 19 May 2010, 14:41
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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

”Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession,



but I must first admit that the confessional box



is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies: “Get out. You’re on my side.”


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post 19 May 2010, 15:32
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QUOTE(Cliopatra @ 18 May 2010, 23:34)
Cand Basescu boceste,Boc ce face?
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post 19 May 2010, 15:45
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QUOTE(volint @ 19 May 2010, 09:03)
"trăienește" ?  radmasa.gif
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QUOTE(nWo @ 19 May 2010, 16:32)
se bășește?  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif  radmasa.gif
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Cata perspicacitate.... ohmy.gif


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post 19 May 2010, 16:01
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e multi perspicaci....


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post 19 May 2010, 19:34
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Il stiti pe ala mic si negru? era....


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post 19 May 2010, 19:36
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ala de respira greu? unsure.gif sau.....?


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post 19 May 2010, 20:18
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post 19 May 2010, 20:33
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Care este diferenta dintre fetele de la Facultatea de Geografie si relief?
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post 20 May 2010, 05:55
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QUOTE(Escape @ 19 May 2010, 20:33)
Care este diferenta dintre fetele de la Facultatea de Geografie si relief?
Relieful este neregulat smile.gif
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post 20 May 2010, 11:18
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QUOTE(Cioby92 @ 19 May 2010, 19:36)
ala de respira greu? unsure.gif sau.....?
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post 20 May 2010, 11:22
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post 20 May 2010, 11:42
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Nu era o ea?

Scrisoare catre Dumnezeu: "Draga Dumnezeu. Anul asta mi i-ai luat pe dansatorul meu preferat Michael Jackson, actorul preferat Patrick Swayze si actrita mea preferata Farah Fawcett. Iti reamintesc ca politicianul meu favorit este Traian Basescu.


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post 20 May 2010, 11:49
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Inainte si dupa casatorie:

25 mai 1986: El are un bilet in mana pe care scria:"Dragul meu,te iubesc.Tu esti comoara vietii mele"

25 mai 2006: El are un bilet in mana pe care scia: "ceapa,zahar.paine" laugh.gif


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post 20 May 2010, 14:10
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QUOTE(argon @ 20 May 2010, 11:22)
care bate la usa? unsure.gif
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pe cine cauta? unsure.gif


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post 20 May 2010, 14:13
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Erau doi ciobani moldoveni si stateau sprijiniti in bate.
Deodata unul din ei ia bata si il loveste zdravan pe celalalt in fata. Ala se ridica plin de sange si ia pozitia initiala fara sa zica nimic. Peste un timp il intreaba: "ba, tu cand ai dat adineauri, ai dat serios sau in gluma?"
Ala raspunde: "pai ,in serios"
"Asa, ba. Sa nu faci tu glume din astea cu mine!"

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post 20 May 2010, 14:22
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post 20 May 2010, 15:36
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Sa va spun si eu bancul ala cu hamsteru'? icon_mrgreen.gif



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post 20 May 2010, 16:33
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Care?

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post 20 May 2010, 17:22
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 20 May 2010, 15:36)
Sa va spun si eu bancul ala cu hamsteru'? icon_mrgreen.gif
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Ia uimeste-ne cu bancul ala cu hamsteru' ! smile.gif asteptam:))


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post 20 May 2010, 17:24
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Intre timp bag io unu ... de'ncalzire:

Bula si cu Gigel la scoala. Invatatoarea facea prezenta.
Invatatoarea: "Bula!"
Bula: "Prezent!"
Gigel incepe sa rada de mama focului, era pe jos de ras.
Invatatoarea: "Ce razi mai Gigel? ce ai ??? ce s-a intamplat ????"
Gigel: "Pai cum doamna invatatoare sa te cheme BULA ????? daca pui in loc de B, P ce iese ????"
...mai "mere" catalogu...
Invatatoarea: "Gigel!"
Gigel: "Prezent!"
Bula incepe sa rada...radea cu lacrimi....
Invatatoarea: "Ce ai Bula ??? ce s-a intamplat????"
Bula: "Pai doamna invatatoare....daca mai pun cateva litere in fata lui Gigel ia ghiciti ce iese ????"
Invatatoarea: "Ce iese mai Bula ??"
Bula: "IA MAI DU-TE-N MORTI M*TII GIGEL !!!"

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post 20 May 2010, 17:31
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Ia uimeste-ne cu bancul ala cu hamsteru' ! smile.gif asteptam:))
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post 20 May 2010, 17:32
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QUOTE(ady77 @ 20 May 2010, 16:36)
Sa va spun si eu bancul ala cu hamsteru'? icon_mrgreen.gif
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Care?
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Ia uimeste-ne cu bancul ala cu hamsteru' ! smile.gif asteptam:))
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A hamster and a rat were sitting on the side of a swimming pool. They were enjoying the sun.
Suddenly the rat turned to the hamster and asked him:
Dude, How come people consider me a noisance, and you a pet? How come people pay money to have you, while they are trying to kill me? How come you are considered a cute little animal, while I am considered creepy and disgusting? How come you live in a warm home, and I have to stay in the sewer?
So the hamster answered:
“It’s branding, dude.”

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post 20 May 2010, 17:43
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post 20 May 2010, 17:58
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O vrăjitoare, auzind că pastila minune Viagra acționează și la femei, a luat una și a plecat prin pădure. Pe umărul ei șade, de bună seamă, un corb. Se întîlnește vrăjitoarea cu un tînăr și, pătrunsă de un val primăvăratic, îi spune acestuia:
- Dacă recunoști făptura care șade la mine pe umăr, îți voi dărui o noapte de dragoste!
Tînărul se concentrează și zice:
- Un bou?...
La care vrăjitoarea:
- Un bou ești tu, dar treacă de la mine…


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